Let's Make a Scene: The Merchant of Venice: Tuesday Sep 10th, 2024 7:30

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Here is the script for our Let's Make a Scene: The Merchant of Venice: The 30-Minute Shakespeare:

Tuesday, September 9th, 2024 at 7:30 PM EST

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Nick


CHARACTERS IN THE PLAY

The following is a list of characters that appear in this cutting of The Merchant of Venice.

ANTONIO: A merchant of Venice

SOLARINO: Companion of Antonio and Bassanio SOLANIO: Companion of Antonio and Bassanio GRATIANO:Companion of Antonio and Bassanio BASSANIO: A Venetian gentleman, suitor to Portia PORTIA: Anheiress of Belmont

NERISSA: Portia’s waiting-gentlewoman SHYLOCK: A Jewish moneylender in Venice PRINCE OFMOROCCO: Suitor to Portia PRINCE OF ARRAGON: Suitor to Portia

DUKE OF VENICE

LORENZO: Companion of Antonio and Bassanio

JESSICA: Shylock’s daughter CHORUS MEMBERS NARRATOR


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 1. (ACT II, SCENE II | ACT I, SCENE I)

Venice. A street.

STAGEHANDS set stools and table downstage center. Enter LANCELET from stage left.


LANCELET


The fiend is at mine elbow and tempts me Saying to me

“Good Lancelet, use your legs, Run away.”

Well my conscience says, “Good Lancelet, Budge not.”

“Budge,” says the fiend.

“Budge not,” says my conscience.

To be ruled by my conscience, I should stay

With the Jew, my master, who (God bless the mark) Is a kind of devil, and to run away from the Jew

I should be ruled by the fiend, who (saving your reverence)

Is the Devil himself.

The fiend gives the more friendly counsel. I will run, fiend. I will run!

(winks, replacing his hat with SOLARINO’S hat)


 

Exit LANCELET stage right.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Bassanio informs his friend Antonio of his love for the wealthy Portia, and Antonio offers to loan Bassanio some money. (Never a good idea.)

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter ANTONIO, SOLANIO, and SOLARINO from stage right.

ANTONIO sits on center stool and pours wine into mugs.

 

ANTONIO

In sooth, I know not why I am so sad: It wearies me; you say it wearies you;

And such a want-wit sadness makes of me, That I have much ado to know myself.

 

SOLARINO (standing and stepping downstage center, gesturing at imagined ships)

Your mind is tossing on the ocean;

There, where your argosies with portly sail, Do overpeer the petty traffickers,

As they fly by them with their woven wings. What harm a wind too great at sea might do. I know, Antonio

Is sad to think upon his merchandise.

 


ANTONIO


My ventures are not in one bottom trusted, Therefore my merchandise makes me not sad.


 

SOLANIO

Then let us say you are sad, Because you are not merry.

 

Exit SOLARINO and SOLANIO stage right. As they exit, they clink their mugs together with ANTONIO’S, greet BASSANIO as heenters,


 

and sing, “Ciao bella, ciao bella, bella bella ciao ciao.” Enter BASSANIO from stage right.

ANTONIO stands. He and BASSANIO greet each other. They sit;

ANTONIO pulls his chair closer to BASSANIO and leans in.

 

ANTONIO (to BASSANIO)

Well, tell me now what lady is the same To whom you swore a secret pilgrimage?

 


BASSANIO


’Tis not unknown to you, Antonio, How much I have disabled mine estate.

(stands and paces)

My chief care

Is to come fairly off from the great debts Wherein my time something too prodigal Hath left me gaged.


 

ANTONIO (stands facing BASSANIO)

(earnestly) Good Bassanio,

My purse, my person, my extremest means, Lie all unlock’d to your occasions.

Therefore, speak.

 

BASSANIO (slowly walks downstage center, envisioning PORTIA)

In Belmont is a lady richly left;

ANTONIO sits again, listening intently.

And she is fair, and, fairer than that word,

Of wondrous virtues: sometimes from her eyes I did receive fair speechless messages:

Her name is Portia.

(scowls) The four winds blow in from every coast


 

Renowned suitors, (enchanted smile) and her sunny locks

Hang on her temples like a golden fleece;

(turns back to ANTONIO, sits, and pulls his chair close)

O my Antonio, had I but the means To hold a rival place with one of them.

 

ANTONIO

Thou know’st that all my fortunes are at sea; therefore go forth;

Try what my credit can in Venice do:

To furnish thee to Belmont, to fair Portia.

 

Exit BASSANIO and ANTONIO together stage left, taking wineskin and mugs with them.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 2. (ACT I, SCENE II)

Belmont. A room in PORTIA’S house.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Portia bemoans her late father’s rule that she can only be married if one of her suitor’s chooses the correct chest of gold, silver, or lead. I wouldn’t like that either.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter PORTIA and NERISSA from stage right. PORTIA plunks herself into a chair, and NERISSA stands behind her, brushing PORTIA’S hair.

 


PORTIA


By my troth, Nerissa, my little body is aweary of this great world.


 


NERISSA


You would be, sweet madam, if your miseries were in the same abundance as your good fortunes are.


 


PORTIA


I may neither choose whom I would nor refuse whom I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of adead father.


 

NERISSA (sits next to PORTIA)

Your father was ever virtuous; therefore the lottery, that he hath devised in the three chests of gold, silver, and lead, whereof who chooses his meaning chooses you, will, no doubt, never be chosenby any rightly but one who shall rightly love.

(pauses, smiles slyly)

Do you not remember, lady, in your father’s time, a Venetian, a scholar and a soldier?

 

PORTIA (leaps up)

(excitedly) Yes, yes, it was Bassanio; (catches herself and sits down as if nothing has happened) as Ithink, he was so called.

 

NERISSA (leans in, giggles)

True, madam: he, of all the men that ever my foolish eyes looked upon, was the best deserving afair lady.

 

PORTIA

I remember him well, and I remember him worthy of thy praise. Come, Nerissa.

 

Exit PORTIA and NERISSA stage right, laughing excitedly.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 3. (ACT I, SCENE III)

Venice. A public place.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Antonio borrows money from Shylock the Jew, with a disturbing condition.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter SHYLOCK from stage right. He sits on stage right stool and begins reading a newspaper.

Enter BASSIANO from stage right, following SHYLOCK.

 


SHYLOCK


Three thousand ducats; well.


 

BASSANIO (standing over SHYLOCK)

Ay, sir, for three months.

For the which, as I told you, Antonio shall be bound. Shall I know your answer?

 


SHYLOCK


Antonio is sufficient. Yet his means are in supposition: (points to the newspaper) He hath an argosy bound to Tripolis, another to the Indies; and other ventures he hath, squandered abroad. But ships are but boards, there is the peril ofwinds and


 

rocks. The man is, notwithstanding, sufficient. May I speak with Antonio?

 


BASSANIO


If it please you to dine with us.


 


SHYLOCK


Yes, to smell pork; to eat of the habitation which your prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into. I will buy withyou, sell with you, but I will not eat with you. Who is he comes here?


 

Enter ANTONIO from stage right.

 


BASSANIO


This is Signior Antonio.


 

BASSIANO crosses stage right to greet ANTONIO.

 

SHYLOCK (stands and takes a step toward audience) (aside) I hate him for he is a Christian,

But more for he lends out money gratis and brings down

The rate of usance here with us in Venice. He hates our sacred nation, and he rails

On me, my bargains, and my well-won thrift, Which he calls interest. Cursed be my tribe, If I forgive him!

ANTONIO and BASSANIO return to stage left.

(to ANTONIORest you fair, good signior.

ANTONIO, BASSANIO, and SHYLOCK sit.

 


ANTONIO


Shylock, although I neither lend nor borrow


 

Yet, to supply the ripe wants of my friend, I’ll break a custom.

Shall we be beholding to you?

 

SHYLOCK (leans in toward ANTONIO)

Signior Antonio, many a time and oft In the Rialto you have rated me About my moneysand my usances:

Still have I borne it with a patient shrug, For sufferance is the badge of all our tribe. You callme misbeliever, cut-throat dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine,

Well then, it now appears you need my help: Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last; Youcall’d me dog; and for these courtesies I’ll lend you thus much moneys?

SHYLOCK sits and picks up his newspaper, bringing it up to his face.

 

ANTONIO (stands and grabs newspaper away from SHYLOCK,

throwing it to the ground)

I am as like to call thee so again, To spit on thee again.

SHYLOCK stares at ANTONIO, picks up newspaper slowly, and smiles coldly. He folds newspaper and sets it on stool, laughs coldly, and stands.

 

SHYLOCK

Why, look you, how you storm!

Go with me to a notary, seal me there Your single bond; and, in a merry sport, If yourepay me not on such a day,

Let the forfeit

Be nominated for an equal pound


 

Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken In what part of your body pleaseth me.

 

BASSANIO (stands urgently and takes ANTONIO by the shoulders)

You shall not seal to such a bond for me.

 

ANTONIO (quietly to BASSANIO)

Why, fear not, man; I will not forfeit it:

(to SHYLOCK) Yes Shylock, I will seal unto this bond.

SHYLOCK pauses and then extends his hand for ANTONIO to shake. BASSANIO and SHYLOCK exchange a glance. ANTONIO shakes SHYLOCK’S hand.

 


SHYLOCK


Then meet me forthwith at the notary’s.


 


ANTONIO


Hie thee, gentle Jew.


 

Exit SHYLOCK stage left.

(cheerfully, but with an edge in his voice)

The Hebrew will turn Christian: He grows kind.

 

BASSANIO (dismayed and worried)

I like not fair terms and a villain’s mind.

 

ANTONIO

Come on: In this there can be no dismay;

My ships come home a month before the day.

 

Exit ANTONIO stage left.

Exit BASSANIO stage left, glancing worriedly at the horizon.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 4. (ACT II, SCENE I | ACT II, SCENE VII)

Belmont. A room in PORTIA’S house.

STAGEHANDS set stools on either side of table at center stage to form a straight line and set caskets on top.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

The Prince of Morocco tries his luck at picking the right chest to win Portia’s hand. (afterthought, while exiting) Good luck!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter PORTIA and NERISSA from stage right. Drumbeats with a dance rhythm sound from offstage.

Enter the PRINCE OF MOROCCO with CHORUS dancing in behind him.

 

MOROCCO

Mislike me not for my complexion,

The shadow’d livery of the burnish’d sun, I would not change this hue,

Except to steal your thoughts, my gentle queen.


 


PORTIA


You must take your chance,

And either not attempt to choose at all

Or swear before you choose, if you choose wrong Never to speak to lady afterward

In way of marriage: Therefore be advised.


 

MOROCCO

Good fortune then!

To make me blest or cursed among men.

 


PORTIA


Go draw aside the curtains, noble prince. Now make your choice.


 

MOROCCO draws the curtains with a flourish. CHORUS echoes

MOROCCO’S movement.

 

MOROCCO

How shall I know if I do choose the right?

 

PORTIA

The one of them contains my picture, prince: If you choose that, then I am yours withal.

 

MOROCCO looks up, making upward gesture with arms. CHORUS

repeats this movement.

 

MOROCCO

Some god direct my judgment! (looks at lead casket)

Let me see;

What says this leaden casket?

(to audience) “Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.”

I’ll then nor give nor hazard aught for lead.

(looks at silver casket)

 

What says the silver with her virgin hue?

“Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.” I do in birth deserve her, and in fortunes.

Let’s see once more this saying graved in gold

“Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.” Why, that’s the lady; all the world desires her;

One of these three contains her heavenly picture.

(looks at gold casket)

Here an angel in a golden bed

Lies all within. Deliver me the key: Here do I choose, and thrive I as I may!

 

PORTIA (gives key to MOROCCO)

There, take it, prince; and if my form lie there, Then I am yours.

Drumroll sounds from offstage. MOROCCO unlocks the gold casket and pulls out a prop skull with a rolled up piece ofpaper in it.

MOROCCO laughs heartily as CHORUS laughs behind him. MOROC- CO then screams, and CHORUS echoes MOROCCO’Sscream.

 

MOROCCO

O hell! What have we here?

A carrion Death, within whose empty eye There is a written scroll! I’ll read the writing.

MOROCCO shows scroll to CHORUS. They mime putting on monocles to examine the scroll.

Drumroll sounds from offstage.

 

CHORUS

“All that glitters is not gold; Often have you heard that told:


 

Gilded tombs do worms enfold. Fare you well; your suit is cold.” Cold, indeed;and labor lost:

Then, farewell, heat, and welcome, frost! Portia, adieu. I have too grieved a heart To take a tedious leave: Thus losers part.

Drumbeats with a dance rhythm sound from offstage.

Exit MOROCCO stage left with CHORUS behind him, dancing despondently.

Drumming stops.

 

PORTIA

A gentle riddance. Draw the curtains, go. Let all of his complexion choose me so.

 

Drumbeats with a dance rhythm sound from offstage.

Exit PORTIA and NERISSA stage left, dancing like MOROCCO and

CHORUS.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 5. (ACT II, SCENE IX)

Belmont. A room in PORTIA’S house.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Next up is the Prince of Arragon. Will he fare any better? Place your bets.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter NERISSA and PORTIA from stage left.

 

NERISSA

Quick, quick, I pray thee; draw the curtain straight: The Prince of Arragon hath ta’en his oath,

And comes to his election presently.

 

Drumbeats with a dance rhythm sound from offstage.

Enter the PRINCE OF ARRAGON and his CHORUS from stage right, dancing.

 

PORTIA

Behold, there stand the caskets, noble prince: If you choose that wherein I am contain’d, Straight shall our nuptial rites be solemnized: But if you fail, without more speech, my lord, Youmust be gone from hence immediately.


 

ARRAGON

Fortune now

To my heart’s hope! Gold, silver, and base lead.

(to audience) “Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.”

You shall look fairer, ere I give or hazard.

 

ARRAGON laughs a silly laugh at his own joke. CHORUS echoes his laugh.

PORTIA and NERISSA exchange a look.

What says the golden chest? Ha! Let me see:

(to audience) “Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.”

That “many” may be meant by the fool multitude. Why, then to thee, thou silver treasure-house;

(to audience) “Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.”

I will assume desert. Give me a key for this, And instantly unlock my fortunes here.

Drumroll sounds from offstage.

ARRAGON opens the silver casket and pulls out a doll or bust of fool’s head.

 

ARRAGON

What’s here? The portrait of a blinking idiot, Did I deserve no more than a fool’s head?

What is here?

 

Drumroll sounds from offstage.

 


CHORUS


“Some there be that shadows kiss; Such have but a shadow’s bliss:


THE MERCHANT OF VENICE ✴ 17

 

I will ever be your head: So be gone: You are sped.”

With one fool’s head I came to woo, But I go away with two.

Sweet, adieu. I’ll keep my oath,

Patiently to bear my (pauses, makes a face) wroth?

Exit ARRAGON and CHORUS stage right, giving dismissive waves, while drumbeats sound from offstage.

Drumming stops.

 

PORTIA

Thus hath the candle singed the moth. O, these deliberate fools!

 

Exit PORTIA and NERISSA stage left, imitating ARRAGON, while drumbeats resume from offstage.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 6. (ACT III, SCENE II)

Belmont. A room in PORTIA’S house.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Portia’s final suitor is Bassanio. (whispers) I’m rooting for this guy.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter PORTIA and NERISSA from stage left.

 

PORTIA

Come, Nerissa; for I long to see

Quick Cupid’s post that comes so mannerly.

 

NERISSA (looks excitedly stage left)

Bassanio, lord Love, if thy will it be!

Enter BASSANIO from stage left, as drumbeats with a dance rhythm sound from offstage. CHORUS (includingGRATIANO) follows behind him, dancing and drumming. BASSANIO stops and turns around threateningly, andCHORUS all bump into each other and scurry to their places.

 

PORTIA (touches BASSANIO’S sleeve)

I pray you, tarry: Pause a day or two Before you hazard; for, in choosing wrong,

I lose your company: Therefore forbear awhile.

(looks in his eyes) Beshrew your eyes,


 

(turns away toward audience) They have o’erlook’d me and divided me;

One half of me is yours, the other half (pauses,

looks to BASSANIO, and then looks back to audience, smiling) yours.

 

BASSANIO (looks into PORTIA’S eyes, then turns to look at caskets)

Let me choose

For as I am, I live upon the rack.

(mimes being tortured)

(quickly turns toward caskets) But let me to my fortune and the caskets.

 

PORTIA (steps back to give BASSANIO room to look at caskets)

Away, then! I am lock’d in one of them: If you do love me, you will find me out.

Let music sound while he doth make his choice.

Drumbeats from offstage accompany music.

 

CHORUS

Tell me where is fancy bred, Or in the heart, or in the head? How begot, hownourished?

Reply, reply.

It is engender’d in the eyes, With gazing fed; and fancy dies In the cradle where itlies.

Let us all ring fancy’s knell

I’ll begin it—Ding, dong, bell.

 


BASSANIO


The world is still deceived with ornament. (examines gold casket) Therefore, thou gaudy gold, 


 

 

Hard food for Midas, I will none of thee;

(examines silver casket) Nor none of thee, thou pale

and common drudge

’Tween man and man: but thou, thou meager lead

(picks up lead casket)

Thy paleness moves me more than eloquence; And here choose I; joy be the consequence!

Drumroll sounds from offstage.

CHORUS leans forward in anticipation.

What find I here?

(opens the lead casket and holds up photo of PORTIA)

Fair Portia’s counterfeit! What demi-god

Hath come so near creation? Move these eyes? Seem they in motion? Here are sever’d lips, Parted with sugar breath. (sniffs the air)

Here’s the scroll,

The continent and summary of my fortune.

BASSANIO shows scroll to CHORUS, who mime taking out monocles to read it.

Drumroll sounds from offstage.

 

CHORUS (illustrating words with movement) “You that choose not by the view, Chance as fair and choose as true! Turn you where your lady is

And claim her with a loving kiss.”

CHORUS leans forward to see if BASSANIO will kiss PORTIABASSANIO kisses PORTIA on the cheek. CHORUS coos happily.

 

PORTIA

You see me, Lord Bassanio, where I stand, 

 

Such as I am.


Happiest of all is that her gentle spirit Commits itself to yours.

PORTIA turns her cheek for BASSANIO to kiss. When he gets close, she turns again and kisses him on the lips.

 

BASSANIO (stunned)

Madam, you have bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks, to you in my veins.

 


NERISSA


Good joy, my lord and lady!


 

During the previous moments, NERISSA and GRATIANO have been eyeing each other and inching closer together. Theyare now side by side.

 

GRATIANO

I may be married too.

(holds NERISSA’S hand)

I got a promise of this fair one here

(gazes at her lovingly)

To have her love, provided that your fortune Achieved her mistress.

 

PORTIA (amazed and overjoyed)

Is this true, Nerissa?

 


NERISSA


Madam, it is.


 

BASSANIO (troubled and agitated; begins to pace downstage)

O sweet Portia, When I told you

My state was nothing, I should then have told you That I was worse than nothing; for, indeed,


 

(looks out, as if looking over the troubled seas)

I have engaged myself to a dear friend.

 

PORTIA (walks toward him and puts her hand on his shoulder)

Is it your dear friend that is thus in trouble?

BASSANIO nods.

What sum owes he the Jew?

 


BASSANIO


For me three thousand ducats.


 

PORTIA (unfazed)

What, no more?

PORTIA snaps her fingers, and each of the six CHORUS members holds out a bag of money. PORTIA snaps her fingersagain, and one CHORUS member holds out a large bag. All other CHORUS members drop their bag of money in large bag.CHORUS member hands large bag to PORTIA, who hands the bag to BASSANIO.

Pay him six thousand, and deface the bond.

 

BASSANIO

Since I have your good leave to go away, I will make haste.

 

Drumbeats from offstage play a love song as couples dance offstage two by two in a conga line.

Exit ALL stage right, CHORUS members taking caskets with them.

ALL continue dancing as they exit.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 7. (ACT IV, SCENE I)

Venice. A court of justice.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

In the courtroom, Shylock arrives to claim his pound of flesh from Antonio. (whispers) There is a mystery guest.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter DUKE, ANTONIO, and BASSANIO from stage right. Drumbeats with a dance rhythm sound from offstage. Enter CHORUS from stage right, drumming and dancing.

DUKE (stands)

(yells) Silence!

CHORUS members stop and scurry to their positions.

DUKE sits on center stool and ANTONIO sits on stage left stool.

 


DUKE


Antonio, I am sorry for thee: Thou art come to answer an inhuman wretch, void and empty

From any dram of mercy.


 


ANTONIO


I am arm’d

To suffer, with a quietness of spirit, The very tyranny and rage of his.


 


DUKE


Go one, and call the Jew into the court.


 

Exit one CHORUS member stage right to retrieve SHYLOCK.

Enter SHYLOCK from stage right, holding a scroll of rolled-up paper: his bond. He sits on stage right stool.

 

DUKE (stands)

(with authority) Shylock, the world thinks, and I think so too,

That thou but lead’st this fashion of thy malice To the last hour of act; and then ’tis thought

Thou’lt show thy mercy and remorse more strange Than is thy strange apparent cruelty;

We all expect a gentle answer, Jew.

 

SHYLOCK (stands)

By our holy Sabbath have I sworn

To have the due and forfeit of my bond: I give no reason, nor I will not,

More than a lodged hate and a certain loathing I bear Antonio.

Are you answer’d?

CHORUS answers, “No!” and general pandemonium follows.

 

BASSANIO (angrily steps toward SHYLOCK)

This is no answer, thou unfeeling man. For thy three thousand ducats here is six.

(hands SHYLOCK bag of money)


 

SHYLOCK looks into the bag, swallows hard, and drops it at

BASSANIO’S feet. CHORUS utters, “Ooh!” in response.

 


SHYLOCK


If every ducat in six thousand ducats Were in six parts and every part a ducat,

(very distinctly) I would not draw them; I would have my bond.


 

DUKE (still standing)

How shalt thou hope for mercy, rendering none?

 

SHYLOCK (walks downstage right, away from the others) What judgment shall I dread, doing no wrong? Youhave among you many a purchased slave, Which, like your asses and your dogs and mules,You use in abject and in slavish parts,

Because you bought them.

The pound of flesh, which I demand of him,

Is dearly bought; ’tis mine and (distinctly) I will have it.

SHYLOCK takes out knife and CHORUS cries, “No!” Enter SOLARINO from stage right.


SOLARINO


My lord, here stays without

A messenger with letters from the doctor, New come from Padua.


 


DUKE


Bring us the letter; call the messenger.


 

Exit SOLARINO stage right to retrieve NERISSA.

Enter NERISSA from stage right, dressed as a lawyer’s clerk. She

 

bows to DUKE.

 


DUKE


Came you from Padua, from Bellario?


 


NERISSA


From both, my lord. Bellario greets your grace.


 

NERISSA presents a letter to DUKE. DUKE reads the letter to him- self.

 

DUKE

This letter from Bellario doth commend A young and learned doctor to our court. Where ishe?

 


NERISSA


He attendeth here hard by. (points stage right)


 

Enter PORTIA from stage right, dressed as a doctor of laws.

 


DUKE


And here, I take it, is the doctor come.

Give me your hand. Come you from old Bellario?


 

PORTIA comes center, starts to curtsy but catches herself, and then bows to DUKE. Meanwhile, SHYLOCK walks upstage tosit on stage right stool.

 


PORTIA


I did, my lord.

I am informed thoroughly of the cause.

Which is the merchant here, and which the Jew?


 

SHYLOCK (stands)

Shylock is my name.



PORTIA


(to ANTONIOYou stand within his danger, do you not?


 

ANTONIO (stands)

Ay, so he says.

 


PORTIA


Do you confess the bond?


 


ANTONIO


I do.


 


PORTIA


Then must the Jew be merciful.


 

SHYLOCK (animated and agitated)

On what compulsion must I? Tell me that.

PORTIA gestures for SHYLOCK to sit; SHYLOCK sits.

 


PORTIA


(to SHYLOCKThe quality of mercy is not strain’d, (moves downstage and talks out over audience) It droppeth asthe gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;

It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.


 

SHYLOCK (stands, agitated)

My deeds upon my head! I crave the law, The penalty and forfeit of my bond.

 


PORTIA


I pray you, let me look upon the bond.

(takes bond from SHYLOCK)


 

 

Why, this bond is forfeit;

And lawfully by this the Jew may claim A pound of flesh, to be by him cut off Nearest the merchant’sheart.

PORTIA kneels at SHYLOCK’S chair and softly pleads with him.

Be merciful:

Take twice thy money; bid me tear the bond.

 

SHYLOCK (stares at PORTIA)

(firmly) There is no power in the tongue of man To alter me: I stay here on my bond.

 

PORTIA

Why then, thus it is:

(hands the paper back to SHYLOCK and turns to

ANTONIO)

You must prepare your bosom for his knife.

 

DUKE motions two BAILIFFS to stand over ANTONIO.

They do so, with BASSANIO acting threatening toward BAILIFFS

by standing between them and ANTONIODUKE waves BASSANIO back.


SHYLOCK


We trifle time: I pray thee, pursue sentence.


 

Dramatic drumbeat sounds from offstage.

SHYLOCK sharpens his knife and approaches ANTONIO. CHORUS

murmurs and grows noisy. As SHYLOCK draws close, he brings knife up over his head. CHORUS gasps.

 


PORTIA



THE MERCHANT OF VENICE ✴ 29

 

Tarry a little; (PORTIA moves between SHYLOCK and

 

ANTONIOthere is something else.

This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood; The words expressly are “a pound of flesh:”

Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh; But, in the cutting it, if thou dost shed

One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods Are, by the laws of Venice, confiscate

Unto the state of Venice.

 


SHYLOCK


Is that the law?


 


PORTIA


Thyself shalt see the act:


 

PORTIA shows SHYLOCK the passage in the book. He examines it carefully.

For, as thou urgest justice, be assured

Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desirest. Therefore prepare thee to cut off the flesh.

Shed thou no blood, nor cut thou less nor more But just a pound of flesh: If the scale do turn Butin the estimation of a hair,

Thou diest and all thy goods are confiscate.

 

SHYLOCK (incredulous and stunned)

(sits) Give me my principal, and let me go.

SHYLOCK returns book to PORTIA and holds his hand out for the money.

 

PORTIA

Thou shalt have nothing but the forfeiture, To be so taken at thy peril, Jew.


 

ALL whisper, “Jew.”

 


SHYLOCK


I’ll stay no longer. (stands)


 


PORTIA


Tarry, Jew:


 

PORTIA motions for SHYLOCK to sit down; he refuses.

ALL repeat, “Jew,” louder and point. SHYLOCK sits.

The law hath yet another hold on you. It is enacted in the laws of Venice,

If it be proved against an alien

CHORUS says, “Jew!” more loudly and points.

That by direct or indirect attempts He seek the life of any citizen,

The party ’gainst the which he doth contrive Shall seize one half his goods; the other half Comes to the privy coffer of the state;

And the offender’s life lies in the mercy Of the duke only.

Down therefore and beg mercy of the duke.

(points for SHYLOCK to kneel)

SHYLOCK refuses. ALL repeat, “Down.” SHYLOCK kneels.

 


DUKE


That thou shalt see the difference of our spirits, I pardon thee thy life before thou ask it:

For half thy wealth, it is Antonio’s;

The other half comes to the general state.


 


SHYLOCK


Nay, take my life and all; pardon not that: You take my life

When you do take the means whereby I live.


 


PORTIA


What mercy can you render him, Antonio?


 


ANTONIO


So please my lord the Duke and all the court To quit the fine for one half of his goods,

I am content; More, that, for this favor, He presently become a Christian.


 


PORTIA


Art thou contented, Jew? What dost thou say?


 

SHYLOCK (defeated)

I am content.

I pray you, give me leave to go from hence; I am not well.

 


DUKE


Get thee gone.


 

Exit SHYLOCK stage right.

 

PORTIA (to BASSANIO, mysteriously, with a hint of a smile)

I pray you, know me when we meet again: I wish you well, and so I take my leave.

BASSANIO appears puzzled by PORTIA’S words. Military drumbeat sounds from offstage.

ALL exit stage left, somberly.

 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 8. (ACT V, SCENE I)

Belmont. Avenue to PORTIA’S house.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

All secrets are revealed. Because this is a comedy, everybody ends up happy. Except Shylock.Which is kind of a big “except.” (shrugs) Enjoy!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter LORENZO from stage right and JESSICA from stage left, walking toward each other.

 

LORENZO

The moon shines bright: in such a night as this, When the sweet wind did gently kiss the trees. In such a night

Did Jessica steal from the wealthy Jew

And with an unthrift love did run from Venice As far as Belmont.

 

LORENZO and JESSICA meet at center stage and join hands.

 


JESSICA


In such a night

Did young Lorenzo swear he loved her well,

Stealing her soul with many vows of faith (unclasps his hands and in a playful snub, turns away)

And ne’er a true one.


 

LORENZO (plays along as if he is insulted and also turns away)

In such a night

Did pretty Jessica, like a little shrew, Slander her love,

JESSICA and LORENZO both look over their shoulders at each other and smile.

and he forgave her.

JESSICA and LORENZO turn back to each other, hug, and laugh.

Enter PORTIA and NERISSA from stage right, still dressed as a lawyer and clerk, ready to surprise their husbands.

 

LORENZO (hearing approaching footsteps stage right) (to PORTIAYour husband is at hand.

Enter quickly BASSANIOANTONIO, and GRATIANO from stage right.

 


PORTIA


You are welcome home, my lord.


 


BASSANIO


I thank you . . .?


 

BASSANIO and GRATIANO are both stunned and confused.

Finally, PORTIA takes off the robe and hat to reveal herself.

NERISSA does the same.

 


PORTIA


You are all amazed: Portia was the doctor, Nerissa there her clerk.


 


ANTONIO


I am dumb.


 

BASSANIO (holds PORTIA’S hand and laughs)

Were you the doctor and I knew you not?

 

GRATIANO (also laughing)

Were you the clerk?

NERISSA nods her head and laughs.

 


BASSANIO


Sweet doctor, you shall be my bed-fellow: When I am absent, then lie with (looks around,

points back to PORTIA) my wife.


 

NERISSA (to LORENZO)

There do I give to you and Jessica, From the rich Jew, a special deed of gift,

After his death, of all he dies possess’d of.

NERISSA hands LORENZO a piece of paper.

 


LORENZO


Fair ladies, you drop manna in the way Of starved people.


 

ALL stand side by side as couples, facing the audience and smiling.

 


PORTIA


Let us go in;

and we will answer all things faithfully.


 

Enter ALL.


 

ALL (unison)



I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by thesame means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and

summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

ALL hold hands and take a bow. Exeunt.


 

 

 

 

 


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The following is a list of characters that appear in this cutting of The Tempest.

For the full breakdown of characters, see Sample Program.

PROSPERO: Former Duke of Milan, now a magician on a Mediterranean island

SAILORS

MASTER OF THE SHIP BOATSWAIN OF THE SHIP

ALONSO: King of Naples

SEBASTIAN: Alonso’s brother

ANTONIO: Usurping Duke of Milan, and Prospero’s brother

FERDINAND: Prince of Naples, and Alonso’s son GONZALO: Counselor to Alonso, and friend to Prospero MIRANDA: Prospero’s daughter

ARIEL: An airy spirit, servant to Prospero

CALIBAN: A savage inhabitant of the island, servant to Prospero

TRINCULO: Servant to Alonso STEPHANO: Alonso’s drunken butler STRANGE SHAPES

DOGS NARRATOR


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 1. (ACT I, SCENE I)

On a ship at sea.

STAGEHAND sets stool upstage right.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #1 (“Storm sounds”).

Enter PROSPERO from stage left. He stands on stool upstage right and “directs” the storm with his staff. Enter SAILORS from stage right, pulling ropes in slow motion as NARRATOR speaks.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

On board a ship carrying King Alonso of Naples and his men, a boatswain directs the crew to fight a great storm (raises voice over growing storm noises) . . . but the ship appears destined to sink!

Exit NARRATOR stage left. Exit PROSPERO and SAILORS stage right.

Enter MASTER and BOATSWAIN from stage right.

 


MASTER


Boatswain!


 

BOATSWAIN

Here, master: What cheer?


✴ THE TEMPEST

 

MASTER

Good, speak to the mariners: fall to’t, yarely, or we run ourselves aground: bestir, bestir.

 

Exit MASTER stage right.

Enter SAILORS from stage right, pulling on rope.

 

BOATSWAIN

Heigh, my hearts! Cheerly! Yare, yare! Take in the topsail!

Enter ALONSOSEBASTIANANTONIOFERDINAND, and GONZALO

from stage right.

 


ALONSO


Good boatswain, have care. Where’s the master?


 

BOATSWAIN

I pray now, keep below.

 


ANTONIO


Where is the master, boatswain?


 

BOATSWAIN

You mar our labor: keep your cabins!

 


GONZALO


Nay, good, be patient.


 

BOATSWAIN

When the sea is. Hence! What cares these roarers for the name of king? To cabin: trouble us not.

Out of our way, I say.


 

GONZALO (aside to ANTONIO and ALONSO)


THE TEMPEST ✴ 3


I have great comfort from this fellow: methinks he hath no drowning mark upon him.

Exit ALONSOSEBASTIANANTONIOFERDINAND, and GONZALO

stage right.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #2 (“Thunder”).

SAILORS lurch stage left, pulling rope.

 

BOATSWAIN

Down with the topmast! Yare! Lower, lower!

Re-enter SEBASTIANANTONIO, and GONZALO from stage right.

Yet again! What do you here? Have you a mind to sink?

 

SEBASTIAN

A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!

 

BOATSWAIN

Work you then.

 


ANTONIO


Hang, cur! Hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker! We are less afraid to be drowned than thou art.


 

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #3 (“Thunder”).

SAILORS lurch far stage right, pulling rope.

 

BOATSWAIN

Lay her a-hold! What, must our mouths be cold?


✴ THE TEMPEST

 


ANTONIO


We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards: Let’s all sink with the king.


 

Exit ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN stage right.

 


GONZALO


Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.


 

Exit ALL stage right.

 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 2. (ACT I, SCENE II)

The island. Before PROSPERO’S cell.

STAGEHANDS remove stool from upstage left and place chair downstage, just right of center.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Prospero, the former Duke of Milan, has been stranded on a barren island for twelve years with his daughter, Miranda. He explains to her that he used his magic to raise the recent storm, but no one was harmed. King Alonso’s son, Ferdinand, falls instantly in love with Miranda, to Prospero’s delight.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter PROSPERO and MIRANDA from stage right. MIRANDA sits in chair.

 

MIRANDA (standing, looking over the audience to the sea) If by your art, my dearest father, you have Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them.

A brave vessel, dash’d all to pieces.

 

PROSPERO

Be collected: There’s no harm done.

I should inform thee farther. Pluck my magic garment from me.

(lays down his mantle)


 

Thou must now know farther. Twelve year since, Miranda,

Thy father was the Duke of Milan.

 


MIRANDA


O the heavens!


 

PROSPERO

Thy uncle, call’d Antonio, did believe he was indeed the duke;

The King of Naples and Antonio prepared a rotten carcass of a boat;

There they hoist us, to cry to the sea that roar’d to us.

 


MIRANDA


How came we ashore?


 

PROSPERO

By Providence divine.

(dons his mantle again)

 


MIRANDA


I pray you, sir, your reason for raising this sea-storm?


 

PROSPERO

By accident most strange hath mine enemies brought to this shore. Here cease more questions: Thou art inclined to sleep.

PROSPERO waves his hands, casting a spell over MIRANDASOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #4 (“Ding”).

MIRANDA sleeps.


 

Come, servant.

Approach, my Ariel, come.

Enter ARIEL from stage right, playing the recorder.

 


ARIEL


All hail, great master! I come to answer thy best pleasure;

To ride on the curl’d clouds, Ariel and all her quality.


 

PROSPERO

Hast thou, spirit,

Perform’d to point the tempest that I bade thee?

 


ARIEL


To every article.

I boarded the king’s ship; I flamed amazement.

The king’s son, Ferdinand, was the first man that leap’d,

Not a hair perish’d;

In troops I have dispersed them ’bout the isle. The king’s son have I landed by himself.


 

PROSPERO

Ariel, there’s more work.

 


ARIEL


Is there more toil?

Let me remember thee what thou hast promised, My liberty.


 

PROSPERO

Do so, and after two days I will discharge thee.

Go make thyself invisible.


 

Exit ARIEL stage right.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #5 (“Ding”).

(to MIRANDAAwake, dear heart, awake! Thou hast slept well; awake!

MIRANDA awakes.

Re-enter ARIEL from stage right, invisible, playing and singing, with FERDINAND following.

 

FERDINAND

Where should this music be? I’ the air or the earth?

 


ARIEL


Full fathom five thy father lies; Those are pearls that were his eyes.


 

FERDINAND (agitated, sad)

The ditty does remember my drown’d father.

 


MIRANDA


What is’t? A spirit? It carries a brave form. I might call her a thing divine.


 

PROSPERO (aside to ARIEL)

It goes on, I see,

As my soul prompts it.

ARIEL, still invisible, turns FERDINAND around to face MIRANDA.

 

FERDINAND

My prime request is, O you wonder! If you be maid or no?

 


MIRANDA


No wonder, sir; but certainly a maid.


 

PROSPERO (aside)

They are both in either’s powers.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #6 (“Ding”).

MIRANDA freezes.

 

FERDINAND

My father’s loss, the wreck of all my friends, are but light to me,

Might I but through my prison once a day Behold this maid.

 

PROSPERO (aside)

It works.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #7 (“Ding”).

FERDINAND freezes.

(to ARIELThou hast done well, fine Ariel! Thou shalt be free

As mountain winds: but then exactly do All points of my command.

 


ARIEL


To the syllable.


 

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #8 (“Ding”).

MIRANDA and FERDINAND are unfrozen.

 

PROSPERO (sternly)

Come, follow.

Exit ALL stage right.

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 3. (ACT II, SCENE II)

Another part of the island.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Having escaped the apparently sinking ship, Trinculo hides under a cloak to weather the storm, where he discovers the island’s ornery monster, Caliban. Drunk Stephano finds them both and shares his bottle withthem, which livens things up!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter CALIBAN from stage right, carrying a bundle of wood.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #9 (“Thunder”).

 

CALIBAN

All the infections that the sun sucks up From bogs on Prosper fall.

 

Enter TRINCULO from stage right.

Lo, now, lo!

Here comes a spirit of his. I’ll fall flat.

(hides under his cloak)

 


TRINCULO


Another storm brewing;

I know not where to hide my head:

What have we here? A man or a fish? Dead or alive?


 

(lifts up the cloak)

A fish: he smells like a fish.

A strange fish! Legged like a man (noticing

CALIBAN’S arms) and his fins like arms!

Warm o’ my troth!

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #10 (“Thunder”).

TRINCULO panics at the sounds of the storm.

Alas, the storm is come again! My best way is to creep under his gaberdine.

TRINCULO holds his nose to block the smell and crawls under the cloak. CALIBAN immediately sticks his head out from under the cloak with a startled look.

Enter STEPHANO from stage left, singing, with a flask in his hand.

 

STEPHANO

I shall no more to sea, to sea, Here shall I die ashore—(drinks)

This is a scurvy tune too: but here’s my comfort.

(drinks)

 

CALIBAN (frightened by STEPHANO’S singing and arrival)

Do not torment me: oh!

STEPHANO jumps at the sound and notices the four legs sticking out from under the cloak.

 

STEPHANO

I have not scaped drowning to be afeard now of your

(counting) four legs.

 


CALIBAN


Do not torment me, prithee.


 

STEPHANO

He’s in his fit now. He shall taste of my bottle: Open your mouth.

STEPHANO passes flask to CALIBAN, who takes a few long swigs with large breaths between sips.

 


TRINCULO


I should know that voice: it should be—but he is drowned.


 

STEPHANO

Four legs and two voices: a most delicate monster!

I will pour some in thy other mouth. (moves to pour drink on TRINCULO’S side of the cloak)

 


TRINCULO


Stephano!


 

STEPHANO shrieks.

Stephano! I am Trinculo—be not afeard— thy good friend (emerges from cloak, revealing himself) Trinculo.

 

STEPHANO

I’ll pull thee by the lesser legs.

STEPHANO pulls TRINCULO by his legs; TRINCULO protests when pulled.

Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How camest thou to be the siege of this moon-calf? Can he vent Trinculos?

 


TRINCULO


But art thou not drowned, Stephano?


 

STEPHANO shakes his head.

O Stephano, two Neapolitans ’scaped!

TRINCULO grabs STEPHANO as they dance around in a circle.

 

STEPHANO

Prithee, do not turn me about; my stomach is not constant.

 

CALIBAN (aside)

That’s a brave god and bears celestial liquor. I will kneel to him. (kneels)

 

STEPHANO

How didst thou ’scape?

 


TRINCULO


Swum ashore. Man, like a duck.


 

STEPHANO

Here, kiss the book.

STEPHANO hands flask to CALIBAN, who drinks greedily.

 


CALIBAN


I’ll kiss thy foot; I’ll swear myself thy subject. I’ll fish for thee and get thee wood enough. A plague upon the tyrant that I serve!

I’ll follow thee, thou wondrous man.

(singing drunkenly)

Farewell master; farewell, farewell!


 


TRINCULO


A howling monster: a drunken monster!


 

CALIBAN

’Ban, ’Ban, Ca-caliban

Has a new master: get a new man. Freedom, hie-day! Hie-day, freedom!

 

STEPHANO

O brave monster! Lead the way.

Exit ALL stage left, singing CALIBAN’S song and dancing merrily.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 4. (ACT III, SCENE I)

Before PROSPERO’S cell.

STAGEHAND places stool stage right.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Ferdinand is visited by Miranda. Prospero observes them, unseen, as they exchange marriage vows.

Things are starting to heat up!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter FERDINAND from stage right, picking up logs.

 

FERDINAND

This my mean task would be heavy to me, but The mistress which I serve quickens what’s dead And makes my labors pleasures.

Enter MIRANDA from stage right. PROSPERO follows; he lingers upstage, unseen.

MIRANDA sits. PROSPERO continues to hang back, upstage right. Upon seeing MIRANDAFERDINAND drops a log from his bundle.

 


MIRANDA


Work not so hard: rest yourself;


 

MIRANDA takes FERDINAND by the hand, leading him gently to the stool.


 

I’ll bear your logs the while.

MIRANDA pretends to struggle to pick up a log, looking over at FERDINANDFERDINAND gently leads MIRANDA back to the stool while speaking, kneeling as she sits.

 

FERDINAND

No, precious creature;

I had rather break my back,

Than you should such dishonor undergo, While I sit lazy by.

 

PROSPERO

Poor worm, thou art infected!

 

FERDINAND

What is your name?

 


MIRANDA


Miranda.—O my father,

I have broke your hest to say so!


 

FERDINAND

Admired Miranda!

O you are created of every creature’s best!

 


MIRANDA


How features are abroad,

I am skilless of. I would not wish

Any companion in the world but you.


 

MIRANDA takes FERDINAND’S arm.

 

FERDINAND

The very instant that I saw you, did My heart fly to your service;


THE TEMPEST ✴ 17

 

And for your sake am I this patient (pauses, gesturing to logs) log-man.

 


MIRANDA


Do you love me?


 

FERDINAND

I beyond all limit of what else i’ the world Do love, prize, honor you.

 


MIRANDA


I am a fool

To weep at what I am glad of.


 

PROSPERO

Fair encounter

Of two most rare affections!

 


MIRANDA


I am your wife, if you will marry me.


 

FERDINAND

Ay, with a heart as willing

As bondage e’er of freedom: here’s my hand.

 


MIRANDA


And mine, with my heart in’t; and now farewell.


 

FERDINAND

A thousand thousand!

Exit FERDINAND and MIRANDA stage left.

 

PROSPERO

So glad of this as they I cannot be,

Who are surprised withal; but my rejoicing


 

At nothing can be more. I’ll to my book, For yet ere supper-time must I perform Much business appertaining.

Exit PROSPERO stage left.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 5. (ACT III, SCENE II)

Another part of the island.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Trinculo and Caliban quarrel with the help of the invisible fairy Ariel. Caliban urges Stephano to kill Prospero. What a monstrous thing to do!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter CALIBANSTEPHANO, and TRINCULO from stage right, drinking and carousing. They stand downstage from stool.

 

STEPHANO

Servant-monster, drink to me.

STEPHANO hands a drink to CALIBAN, who takes a long gulp.

TRINCULO is not happy with this.

 

CALIBAN

Let me lick thy shoe. (kneels on floor)

I thank my noble lord.

 

Enter ARIEL from stage right, invisible to all. She stands on stool.

 

CALIBAN

As I told thee before, I am subject to a tyrant,

a sorcerer, that by his cunning hath cheated me of the island.


 


ARIEL


Thou liest.


 

CALIBAN (to TRINCULO)

Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou! I do not lie.

 

STEPHANO

Trinculo, if you trouble him any more, I will supplant some of your teeth.

 


TRINCULO


I did nothing.


 

STEPHANO

Didst thou not say he lied?

 


ARIEL


Thou liest.


 

STEPHANO

Do I so? Take thou that.

(beats TRINCULO with his hat)

Proceed.

 

CALIBAN (conspiratorially, pulling STEPHANO closer)

Why, as I told thee, ’tis a custom with Prospero

I’ th’ afternoon to sleep: there thou mayst brain him, With a log or cut his wezand with thy knife.

Remember first to possess his books; for without them He’s but a sot, as I am, nor hath not

One spirit to command:

And that most deeply to consider is The beauty of his daughter;

She will become thy bed,

And bring thee forth brave brood.


 

STEPHANO

Monster, I will kill this man: his daughter and I will be king and queen—save our graces!—and Trinculo and thyself shall be viceroys. Come on, Trinculo, let us sing.

(singing)

Flout ’em and scout ’em And scout ’em and flout ’em Thought is free.

ALL sing the song together, happily dancing as they start to exit.

ARIEL plays the tune on a recorder.

 

CALIBAN

Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises, That give delight and hurt not.

 

STEPHANO

This will prove a brave kingdom to me, where I shall have my music for nothing. Lead, monster; we’ll follow.

Exit ALL stage right.

 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 6. (ACT III, SCENE III)

Another part of the island.

STAGEHANDS set banquet table upstage center and place stool center stage. They place second stool upstage left.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

King Alonso and his party are visited by strange shapes that invite them to a banquet. Ariel appears as a large winged bird called a harpy and accuses three of the men of overthrowing Prospero’s dukedom,threatening them with a fate worse than death. Rule number one: Never mess with a harpy!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter ALONSOSEBASTIANANTONIO, and GONZALO from stage left.

 


GONZALO


I can go no further, sir. My old bones ache.


 


ALONSO


Sit down, and rest.


 

GONZALO sits on floor, stage right; ALONSO sits on stool center stage.

 

Even here I will put off my hope; he is drown’d Whom thus we stray to find. Well, let him go.


 

ANTONIO (standing stage left with SEBASTIAN)

(aside to SEBASTIANI am right glad that he’s so out of hope.

 

SEBASTIAN (aside to ANTONIO)

The next advantage will we take throughly.

 


ANTONIO


(aside to SEBASTIANLet it be tonight.


 

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #11 (“Strange shapes music”).

 


ALONSO


What harmony is this?


 


GONZALO


Marvelous sweet music!


 

Enter PROSPERO from stage rear. He stands on upstage left stool, invisible to all. Enter several STRANGE SHAPES from stage rear. They move gracefully around the stage, dancing about the banquet table with gentle actions. After inviting ALONSOANTONIO, and SEBASTIAN to eat, STRANGE SHAPES depart.

 

SEBASTIAN

Now I will believe

That there are unicorns.

 

GONZALO

If in Naples

I should report this now, would they believe me?

 


ALONSO


I will stand to and feed.


24 ✴ THE TEMPEST

 

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #12 (“Thunder”).

Enter ARIEL, as Harpy, from stage left. She stands on center stage stool.

 


ARIEL


You are three men of sin, whom Destiny,

Hath caused to belch up you; I have made you mad.


 

ALONSOSEBASTIAN, and ANTONIO draw their swords.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #13 (“Ding”).

You fools! Your swords may as well Wound the loud winds, or

Kill the still-closing waters.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #14 (“Ding”).

You three

From Milan did supplant good Prospero; Exposed unto the sea,

Him and his innocent child.

(to ALONSOThee of thy son, Alonso,

They have bereft; and do pronounce by me: Lingering perdition.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #15 (“Thunder”).

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #16 (“Strange and solemn music”).

Re-enter STRANGE SHAPES, dancing, from stage rear. PROSPERO

follows, unseen, and stands on upstage left stool to observe.

ARIEL, as Harpy, descends from stool, removes bird mask, and moves upstage left to stand with Prospero.


 

Exit STRANGE SHAPES stage left.

 

PROSPERO

Bravely the figure of this harpy hast thou Perform’d, my Ariel. My high charms work And these mineenemies now are in my power.

Exit ARIEL and PROSPERO stage left.

 


ALONSO


O, it is monstrous, monstrous.


 

Exit ALONSOSEBASTIAN, and ANTONIO stage right.

 


GONZALO


All three of them are desperate: their great guilt, Like poison now ’gins to bite the spirits.


 

Exit GONZALO stage right.

STAGEHANDS remove banquet table.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 7. (ACT IV, SCENE I)

Before PROSPERO’S cell.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Prospero gives his daughter’s hand to Ferdinand and the couple are married. He suddenly remembers

the threat posed by Caliban and company and drives them out with spirits disguised as dogs. Rule number two: Never mess with a magician.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter PROSPEROFERDINAND, and MIRANDA from stage right.

 

PROSPERO

Take my daughter.

 

FERDINAND

I hope for quiet days, fair issue and long life.

 

PROSPERO

What, Ariel! My industrious servant, Ariel!

Enter ARIEL, humming, from stage right.

 


ARIEL


Here I am.


 

PROSPERO

I must use you in such another trick. Go bring the rabble,

O’er whom I give thee power, here to this place.

 

ARIEL

Before you can say ‘come’ and ‘go,’ Each one, tripping on his toe, Will be here with mop and mow. Do you love me, master? No?

 

PROSPERO

Dearly my delicate Ariel.

Exit ARIEL, humming, stage left.

 

PROSPERO (aside, suddenly very angry)

I had forgot that foul conspiracy

Of the beast Caliban and his confederates Against my life: the minute of their plot Is almost come.

 

FERDINAND

This is strange: your father’s in some passion That works him strongly.

 


MIRANDA


Never till this day

Saw I him touch’d with anger so distemper’d.


 

PROSPERO

My brain is troubled.

 

FERDINAND

We wish your peace.


 

Exit FERDINAND and MIRANDA stage right.

 

PROSPERO

Ariel: come.

Enter ARIEL from stage left.

 


ARIEL


What’s thy pleasure?


 

PROSPERO

Spirit,

We must prepare to meet with Caliban. Where didst thou leave these varlets?

 


ARIEL


(gestures offstage, miming a pool)

I left them i’ the filthy-mantled pool beyond your cell.


 

PROSPERO

This was well done, my bird.

Thy shape invisible retain thou still.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #17 (“Ding”).

 

ARIEL (twitching nose)

I go, I go.

Exit ARIEL stage left.

 

PROSPERO

I will plague them all, even to roaring.

Enter CALIBANSTEPHANO, and TRINCULO, each wet from the pool, from stage right. PROSPERO and ARIEL remaininvisible.


 

CALIBAN (gesturing for STEPHANO and TRINCULO to follow) (whispering loudly) Pray you, tread softly.

 


TRINCULO


Monster, I do smell all horse-piss;

at which my nose is in great indignation.


 

STEPHANO

So is mine.

 


CALIBAN


Be patient, my king, be quiet. This is the mouth o’ the cell:

Do that good mischief which may make this island Thine own for ever, and I, thy Caliban,

Thy foot-licker.


 

PROSPERO gestures toward offstage. Enter DOG ONE from stage rear. DOG ONE starts after TRINCULO, who runsaway and hops on stool, afraid, trying to kick DOG ONE away with his feet.

 

PROSPERO

Hey, Mountain, hey!

ARIEL gestures toward offstage. Enter DOG TWO from stage rear. DOG TWO starts after CALIBAN, who growls and bears his teeth; DOG TWO growls and bears his teeth back.

 


ARIEL


Silver I there it goes, Silver!


 

PROSPERO

Fury, fury! There, there! Hark! Hark!

Enter DOG THREE from stage rear. DOG THREE starts after

STEPHANO and chases him around the stage.


 

Exit TRINCULOCALIBAN, and STEPHANO stage right, pursued by

DOGS.

 

ARIEL (laughing hysterically)

Hark, they roar!

 

PROSPERO (laughs merrily, then becomes serious) Let them be hunted soundly. At this hour Lie at my mercy all mine enemies: Follow, and do me service.

Exit PROSPERO and ARIEL stage right.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 8. (ACT V, SCENE I)

Before PROSPERO’S cell.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Prospero releases Alonso and his party from their charmed state and renounces the further use of his magic. Prospero’s dukedom is restored, all is

forgiven, and family members are reunited. Almost everyone is well on the way to being free! This must be a Shakespearean comedy!

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter PROSPERO, in his magician’s robes, and ARIEL from stage right.

 

PROSPERO

Now does my project gather to a head: My charms crack not; my spirits obey. How fares the king and his followers?

 


ARIEL


Just as you left them; all prisoners, sir,

Gonzalo’s tears run down his beard, like winter’s drops From eaves of reeds.


 

PROSPERO

I am struck to the quick, The rarer action is


 

In virtue than in vengeance: Go release them, Ariel:

My charms I’ll break.

 


ARIEL


I’ll fetch them, sir.


 

Exit ARIEL stage right.

 

PROSPERO

I have bedimm’d

The noontide sun, call’d forth the mutinous winds, And ’twixt the green sea and the azured vault

Set roaring war: but this rough magic I here abjure, I’ll break my staff,

I’ll drown my book.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #18 (“Hypnotic music”).

Re-enter ARIEL from stage right. ALONSO follows, attended by

GONZALOSEBASTIAN, and ANTONIO. As PROSPERO “conducts”

their movements, ALL walk around the stage in a circle, ending by forming a semicircle that faces the audience. They stand, charmed.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #19 (“Ding”).

ALL unfreeze.

There stand,

For you are spell-stopp’d.

Most cruelly didst thou, Alonso, use me and my daughter:

Thy brother was a furtherer in the act, Would here have kill’d your king; Quickly, spirit; thoushalt ere long be free.


 

ARIEL (singing)

Merrily, merrily shall I live now

Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.

 

PROSPERO

My dainty Ariel! To the king’s ship,

There shalt thou find the master and the boatswain. Enforce them to this place, presently.

 


ARIEL


I drink the air before me, and return.


 

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #20 (“Ding”).

Exit ARIEL stage left.

 

PROSPERO (to ALONSO)

Behold, sir king,

The wronged Duke of Milan, Prospero.

 


ALONSO


Thy pulse

Beats as of flesh and blood; and, since I saw thee, The affiiction of my mind amends,

Thy dukedom I resign and do entreat Thou pardon me my wrongs.


 

PROSPERO (aside to SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO)

But you, my brace of lords, were I so minded, I here could justify you traitors.

 

SEBASTIAN (aside)

The devil speaks in him.

 

PROSPERO (to ANTONIO)

No. For you, most wicked sir, I do forgive Thy rankest fault.


 


ALONSO


I have lost my dear son Ferdinand.


 

PROSPERO

I have lost my daughter.

I will requite you with as good a thing.

Enter FERDINAND and MIRANDA from stage left. ALONSO is astonished and joyful to see his son alive.

 

ALONSO

If this prove

A vision of the Island, one dear son Shall I twice lose.

 

SEBASTIAN

A most high miracle!

 

FERDINAND (to ALONSO)

Though the seas threaten, they are merciful; I have cursed them without cause.

(kneels)

 

MIRANDA (looking at men with amazement and attraction)

O, wonder!

How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in’t!

 

PROSPERO

’Tis new to thee.

 


ALONSO


Is she the goddess that hath sever’d us, And brought us thus together?


 

FERDINAND

Sir, she is mortal;

But by immortal Providence she’s mine:

She is daughter to this famous Duke of Milan, And second father this lady makes him to me.

 


ALONSO


I am hers:

(to MIRANDAI must ask my child forgiveness!

(to FERDINAND and MIRANDAGive me your hands.


 


GONZALO


Be it so! Amen!


 

Re-enter ARIEL from stage left, with MASTER and BOATSWAIN

following in amazement.

What is the news?

 

BOATSWAIN

We have safely found

Our king and company. Our ship— Which we gave out split—

Is tight and yare and bravely rigg’d as when We first put out to sea.

 

PROSPERO (aside to ARIEL)

My tricksy spirit! Thou shalt be free.

Set Caliban and his companions free; Untie the spell.

Exit ARIEL stage left.


 

PROSPERO (to ALONSO)

How fares my gracious sir?

There are yet missing of your company.

Re-enter ARIEL from stage left, driving in CALIBANSTEPHANO, and TRINCULO.

 

SEBASTIAN

Ha, ha!

What things are these, my lord Antonio? Will money buy ’em?

 

ANTONIO

One of them

Is a plain fish, and, no doubt, marketable.

 

PROSPERO

This misshapen demi-devil

had plotted with them to take my life.

 


CALIBAN


I shall be pinch’d to death.


 


ALONSO


Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler? And Trinculo is reeling ripe:

How camest thou in this pickle?


 


TRINCULO


I have been in such a pickle since I saw you last.


 

SEBASTIAN

How now, Stephano!


 

STEPHANO

I am not Stephano, but a cramp.

 

PROSPERO (pointing to CALIBAN)

Go, sirrah, to my cell.

 

CALIBAN

Ay, that I will; what a thrice-double ass Was I, to take this drunkard for a god And worship this dull fool!

 

Exit CALIBANSTEPHANO, and TRINCULO stage left.

 

PROSPERO

Your highness; in the morn I’ll bring you to your ship;

And thence retire me to my Milan, where Every third thought shall be my grave.

 

ALONSO

I long

To hear the story of your life, which must Take the ear strangely.

 

PROSPERO

I’ll deliver all;

And promise you calm seas, auspicious gales.

(aside to ARIELMy Ariel, chick,

To the elements be free, and fare thou well!

Exit ARIEL stage left.

 

PROSPERO

Now my charms are all o’erthrown, And what strength I have’s mine own, But release me from my bands

 

With the help of your good hands:

As you from crimes would pardon’d be, Let your indulgence set me free.

Re-enter ALL from stage left.

 


ALL


Our revels now are ended. These our actors, Were all spirits and

Are melted into air, into thin air: We are such stuff

As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep.


 

ALL hold hands and take a bow. Exeunt.

Othello script Let's Make a Scene 6/3/24

I hope to see you at Let's Make a Scene on Monday, June 3rd, 2024, 7:30 to 8:30 PM:

Here is the script with stage directions of Othello: The 30-Minute Shakespeare:

This is the Word doc:


And here it is as a PDF:



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(I will paste the script as at the bottom too.)

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And here is the text to the script pasted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHARACTERS IN THE PLAY

The following is a list of the characters that appear in this cutting of Othello.

Twenty-eight actors performed in the original production. This number can be increased to about thirty or decreased to aboutfifteen by having actors share or double roles.

For the full breakdown of characters, see Sample Program.

IAGO: An ensign and villain; husband to Emilia

RODERIGO: A gullible gentleman trying to woo Desdemona

BRABANTIO: A senator; father to Desdemona DUKE: Duke of Venice, a great admirer of Othello MESSENGER

FIRST SENATOR: A senator in the council chamber DESDEMONA: Wife to Othello, daughter to Brabantio CASSIO: An honorable lieutenant

MONTANO: Governor of Cyprus

LODOVICO: A noble Venetian, brother to Brabantio

EMILIA: Wife to Iago BIANCA: A courtesan SOLDIERS

SINGERS NARRATOR


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 1. (ACT I, SCENE I)

Venice. A street.

STAGEHANDS set bench center stage, downstage of pillars. SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #1, (“Ominous music”). Enter BRABANTIO from stage left, lying down on bench to sleep. Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

NARRATOR

In the streets of Venice, Roderigo and Iago inform the Senator, Brabantio, of his daughter Desdemona’ssecret marriage to Othello. Enraged, Brabantio sets out in search of his daughter.

Exit NARRATOR stage right.

Enter IAGO and RODERIGO from stage left.

 

IAGO

Call up her father,

Rouse him, poison his delight.

 

RODERIGO

What ho, Brabantio! Signior Brabantio, ho!

 


IAGO


Awake! Brabantio! Look to your daughter!


✴ OTHELLO

 

BRABANTIO awakes. He stands on bench and looks down, as though from a balcony.

 

BRABANTIO

What is the matter there?

 


IAGO


’Zounds, sir! Even now, now, very now, an old black ram is tupping your white ewe. You’ll have your daughter covered with a Barbary horse, you’ll have your nephews neigh to you! Your daughter and the Moor are making the beast with two backs.


 

BRABANTIO

Give me a taper. Call up my people. Light, I say, light!

Exit ALL stage right.

STAGEHANDS remove bench and place table, set with maps, downstage center.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 2. (ACT I, SCENE III)

Venice. A council-chamber.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

The Duke, preparing for a Turkish invasion of Cyprus, welcomes the arrival of Othello and Brabantio. Brabantio announces his dismay at Desdemona’s marriage to Othello. Iago begins to outline his plot to use Cassio in order to make Othello jealous.

Enter DUKE and FIRST SENATOR from stage left. They move to the table and examine the maps.

Enter MESSENGER, with a letter, from stage right.

 


DUKE


Now, what’s the business?


 

MESSENGER

A Turkish fleet, of thirty sail:

Their purposes toward Cyprus.

Exit MESSENGER stage right.

 

FIRST SENATOR

Here comes Brabantio and the valiant Moor.

Enter BRABANTIOOTHELLOIAGO, and RODERIGO from stage right.


 


DUKE


Valiant Othello, we must straight employ you Against the general enemy Ottoman. (to BRABANTIOBrabantio, why, what’s the matter?


 

BRABANTIO

My daughter! O, my daughter!

 

FIRST SENATOR

Dead?

 

BRABANTIO

Ay, to me;

She is abused, stol’n from me, and corrupted. Here is the man, this Moor. (points to OTHELLO)

 

DUKE (to OTHELLO)

What, in your own part, can you say to this?

 

OTHELLO walks downstage center and stands left of DUKE.

My very noble and approved good masters, Rude am I in my speech,

And little bless’d with the soft phrase of peace; And little of this great world can I speak, More thanpertains to feats of broil and battle; I won his daughter.

 

BRABANTIO

To fall in love with what she fear’d to look on! It is a judgment maim’d and most imperfect.

 

FIRST SENATOR

But, Othello, speak:

Did you subdue and poison this young maid’s affections?


 


OTHELLO


I do beseech you,

Send for the lady to the Sagittary,

And let her speak of me before her father.


 


DUKE


Fetch Desdemona hither.


 

Exit IAGO and MESSENGER stage right. They re-enter immediately with DESDEMONADESDEMONA moves to BRABANTIO’S right side; OTHELLO stands to his left.

 

BRABANTIO

Come hither, gentle mistress.

Do you perceive in all this noble company Where most you owe obedience?

 

DESDEMONA

My noble father,

I do perceive here a divided duty:

I am hitherto your daughter: but here’s my husband;

(moves to OTHELLO’S side)

That I did love the Moor to live with him

My downright violence and storm of fortunes May trumpet to the world. My heart’s subdued Even to the very quality of my Lord.

(turns to BRABANTIO)

Let me go with him.

 

BRABANTIO

Come hither, Moor:

I here do give thee that with all my heart

I would keep from thee. For your sake, jewel, I am glad at soul I have no other child.

BRABANTIO turns away from DESDEMONA.


 


DUKE


To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to draw new mischief on.

The Turk with a most mighty preparation makes for Cyprus.


 

FIRST SENATOR

You must away to-night.

 


OTHELLO


With all my heart.


 


DUKE


Good night to every one. (to BRABANTIO)

And, noble signior,

If virtue no delighted beauty lack,

Your son-in-law is far more fair than black.


 

BRABANTIO (to OTHELLO)

Look to her, Moor, if thou hast eyes to see: She has deceived her father, and may thee.

Exit DUKE and FIRST SENATOR stage right.

 

OTHELLO (to BRABANTIO)

My life upon her faith! (to IAGO)

Honest Iago,

My Desdemona must I leave to thee: Come, Desdemona; I have but an hour Of love, of worldlymatters and direction, To spend with thee.

Exit ALL, except for IAGO, stage right.

 

IAGO (moves downstage center; addresses audience)

I hate the Moor;


 

And it is thought abroad, that ’twixt my sheets He has done my office: I know not if ’t be true; But I, for mere suspicion in that kind,

Will do as if for surety.

Cassio’s a proper man: let me see now; After some time, to abuse Othello’s ear That he is too familiar with his wife:

I have’t; it is engender’d: hell and night

Must bring this monstrous birth to the world’s light.

Exit IAGO stage right.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 3. (ACT II, SCENE III)

Cyprus. A hall in the castle.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

We are now in Cyprus. Iago persuades Cassio to drink too much, which is part of Iago’s devious plan of action.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter OTHELLO and DESDEMONA from stage rear. Enter CASSIO

from stage right.

 

OTHELLO (to CASSIO)

Good Michael, look you to the guard to-night: Good night.

Exit OTHELLO and DESDEMONA stage rear. Enter IAGO from stage right, carrying a flask.


CASSIO


Welcome, Iago; we must to the watch.


 


IAGO


Come, lieutenant, I have a stoup of wine; to the health of black Othello.


 


CASSIO


Not to-night, good Iago: I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.


 


IAGO


What, man! ’Tis a night of revels: the gallants desire it.


 


CASSIO


I’ll do’t; but it dislikes me.


 

IAGO (steps downstage; addresses audience)

If I can fasten but one cup upon him, He’ll be as full of quarrel and offense As my young mistress’ dog.

Enter CASSIORODERIGOMONTANO, and SOLDIERS from stage right, holding goblets.

 


CASSIO


To the health of our general!


 

ALL drink. CASSIO drinks quickly and refills his cup.

 


MONTANO


I am for it, lieutenant; and I’ll do you justice.


 


IAGO


O sweet England!


 

ALL (singing)

And let me the cannikin clink, clink And let me the cannikin clink.

A soldier’s a man,

O man’s life’s but a span,


 

Why, then let a soldier drink Why, then let a soldier drink!

 


IAGO


Some wine, ho!


 

CASSIO (pours more wine for himself)

Why, this is a more exquisite song than the other. Do not think, gentlemen. I am drunk: this is my ancient;this is my right hand, and this is my left:

I am not drunk now; I can stand well enough, and speak well enough.

Exit CASSIO stage left.

 

IAGO (aside, to RODERIGO)

How now, Roderigo!

I pray you, after the lieutenant; go.

Exit RODERIGO stage left.

 

RODERIGO (from offstage)

Help! Help!

Enter RODERIGO, chased by CASSIO.

 

CASSIO

’Zounds, you rogue! You rascal!

A knave teach me my duty! (strikes RODERIGO)

 


MONTANO


Nay, good lieutenant; I pray you, sir, hold your hand.


 


CASSIO


Let me go, sir, or I’ll knock you o’er the mazard.


 


MONTANO


Come, come, you’re drunk.


 


CASSIO


Drunk!


 

CASSIO and MONTANO fight; MONTANO is injured.

 

IAGO (aside, to RODERIGO)

Away, I say, go out; and cry a mutiny!

Exit RODERIGO stage rear.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #2 (“Ringing bell”).

Enter OTHELLO and DESDEMONA from stage rear.

 

OTHELLO

What is the matter here?

Are we turn’d Turks? Honest Iago, Speak, who began this?

 


IAGO


I had rather have this tongue cut from my mouth Than it should do offense to Michael Cassio;

But men are men; the best sometimes forget.


 

OTHELLO

I know, Iago,

Thy honesty and love doth mince this matter, Making it light to Cassio. Cassio, I love thee; But never more be officer of mine.

 

Exit OTHELLO and DESDEMONA stage rear. Exit ALL but IAGO and

CASSIO stage right.


 

CASSIO (falls to his knees)

Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial.

 

IAGO (helps Cassio to his feet)

As I am an honest man, I’ll tell you what you shall do. Our general’s wife is now the general: confess yourself freely to her; importune her help to put you in your place again.

 


CASSIO


You advise me well. In the morning I will beseech the virtuous Desdemona to undertake for me: Good night, honest Iago.


 

Exit CASSIO stage right.

 

IAGO (walks downstage center, addressing audience)

Whiles this honest fool

Plies Desdemona to repair his fortunes,

And she for him pleads strongly to the Moor, I’ll pour this pestilence into his ear,

That she repeals him for her body’s lust; So will I turn her virtue into pitch;

And out of her own goodness make the net That shall enmesh them all.

Exit IAGO stage right.

STAGEHANDS remove table, then set two chairs, one stage right and one stage left, slightly facing each other.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 4. (ACT III, SCENE III)

Cyprus. The garden of the castle.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Desdemona pleads for Cassio’s reinstatement while Iago causes Othello to doubt Desdemona and her friendship with Cassio. Keep an eye out for a very important handkerchief.

Exit NARRATOR stage right.

Enter DESDEMONACASSIO, and EMILIA from stage left. CASSIO

sits in chair stage right.

 


CASSIO


My general will forget my love and service.


 

DESDEMONA (touches CASSIO’S hand comfortingly)

If I do vow a friendship, I’ll perform it

To the last article: my lord shall never rest;

I’ll watch him tame, and talk him out of patience.

 


EMILIA


Madam, here comes my lord.


 


CASSIO


Madam, I’ll take my leave.


 

Exit CASSIO stage right.


 

Enter OTHELLO and IAGO from stage rear; IAGO stands to

OTHELLO’S right.

 


IAGO


Ha! I like not that.


 


OTHELLO


Was not that Cassio parted from my wife?


 


IAGO


Cassio, my lord! No, sure, I cannot think it, That he would steal away so guilty-like, Seeing you coming.


 

DESDEMONA (stands; moves toward OTHELLO)

How now, my lord!

I have been talking with a suitor here,

A man that languishes in your displeasure.

 


OTHELLO


Who is’t you mean?


 

DESDEMONA

Why, your lieutenant, Cassio. Good my lord, If I have any grace or power to move you,

I prithee, call him back.

 

OTHELLO (moves downstage center, away from DESDEMONA)

No, not to-night.

 

DESDEMONA (follows OTHELLO)

Why, then, to-morrow night; or Tuesday morn.

 

OTHELLO (takes a step stage left, away from DESDEMONA)

Prithee, no more: let him come when he will; I will deny thee nothing.


 

OTHELLO kisses DESDEMONA’S hand.

 

DESDEMONA

Whate’er you be, I am obedient.

DESDEMONA bows, then exits stage right with EMILIA.

 


OTHELLO


Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee! And when I love thee not, Chaos is come again.


 


IAGO


For Michael Cassio,

I dare be sworn I think that he is honest.


 


OTHELLO


I think so too.


 


IAGO


Men should be what they seem.


 


OTHELLO


Certain, men should be what they seem.


 


IAGO


Why, then, I think Cassio’s an honest man.


 


OTHELLO


Nay, yet there’s more in this: Give thy worst of thoughts The worst of words.


 


IAGO


O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;

It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock


 

The meat it feeds on: that cuckold lives in bliss Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger; But, O, what damned minutes tells he o’er

Who dotes, yet doubts, suspects, yet strongly loves! Look to your wife; observe her well with Cassio; She did deceive her father, marrying you;

And when she seem’d to shake and fear your looks, She loved them most.

My lord, I take my leave.

IAGO begins to exit stage left, but he stops and moves behind left pillar.

 

OTHELLO (walks downstage center)

Why did I marry? This honest creature doubtless Sees and knows more, much more, than he unfolds.

 

IAGO (comes out from behind pillar)

My lord, I would I might entreat your honor Note if your lady strain Cassio’s entertainment With any strong or vehement importunity; Much will be seen in that. In the mean time Let me be thought too busy in my fears.

I once more take my leave.

Exit IAGO stage left.

 

OTHELLO

This fellow’s of exceeding honesty, If I do prove her haggard,

Though that her jesses were my dear heartstrings, I’ld whistle her off, and let her down the wind,

To prey at fortune. Haply, for I am black, And have not those soft parts of conversation That chamberers have; or, for I am declined Into the vale of years, yet that’s not much;


 

She’s gone; I am abused; and my relief Must be to loathe her. O curse of marriage,

That we can call these delicate creatures ours, And not their appetites!

OTHELLO sits in stage right chair and hears DESDEMONA

approaching on his left.

Desdemona comes:

If she be false, O, then heaven mocks itself! I’ll not believe’t. (rubs his temples)

Enter DESDEMONA and EMILIA from stage left. EMILIA stands back by left pillar.

 

DESDEMONA (approaches OTHELLO; embraces him)

How now, my dear Othello! Are you not well?

 


OTHELLO


I have a pain upon my forehead here.


 

DESDEMONA

I am very sorry that you are not well.

DESDEMONA takes out her handkerchief and swabs OTHELLO’S

forehead. She helps him to his feet and they begin to exit stage right. DESDEMONA drops the handkerchief by accident as they walk off stage.

 

EMILIA (spots handkerchief and picks it up)

I am glad I have found this napkin:

This was her first remembrance from the Moor: My wayward husband hath a hundred times Woo’d me to steal it; I nothing but to please

his fantasy.


 

Enter IAGO from stage left.

 


IAGO


How now! What do you here alone?


 


EMILIA


Do not you chide; I have a thing for you.

Why, the handkerchief the Moor first gave to Desdemona;

That which so often you did bid me steal.


 


IAGO


A good wench; give it me.


 

EMILIA teases IAGO with the handkerchief. IAGO hugs EMILIA and snatches the handkerchief from her.

I have use for it. Go, leave me.

Exit EMILIA stage left.

I will in Cassio’s lodging lose this napkin, And let him find it. Trifles light as air Are to the jealous confirmations strong

As proofs of holy writ: this may do something. The Moor already changes with my poison.

Enter OTHELLO from stage rear.

 

OTHELLO.

Ha! Ha! False to me?

 


IAGO


How now, my lord!


 


OTHELLO


What sense had I of her stol’n hours of lust? Farewell the tranquil mind! Farewell content!

(turns to IAGO)

Villain, be sure thou prove my love a whore, Be sure of it; I’ll have some proof: her name,

that was as fresh

As Dian’s visage, is now begrimed and black As mine own face.

Give me a living reason she’s disloyal.


 


IAGO

 

 

 

 

 

OTHELLO.


She may be honest yet. Tell me but this,

Have you not sometimes seen a handkerchief Spotted with strawberries in your wife’s hand?

 

I gave her such a one; ’twas my first gift.


 


IAGO


I know not that: but such a handkerchief— I am sure it was your wife’s—did I to-day See Cassio wipe his beard with.


 


OTHELLO


Now do I see ’tis true. Look here, Iago;

All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven: ’Tis gone. (drops to his knees)

Arise, black vengeance, from the hollow hell! Yield up, O love, thy crown and hearted throne To tyrannous hate! O, blood, blood, blood!


 

IAGO (drops to his knees next to OTHELLO)

Patience, I say; your mind perhaps may change.


 

OTHELLO (rises)

Never, Iago. Like to the Pontic sea,

My bloody thoughts, with violent pace,

Shall ne’er look back, ne’er ebb to humble love, Till that a capable and wide revenge

Swallow them up. I will withdraw,

To furnish me with some swift means of death For the fair devil. (turns to IAGO)

Now art thou my lieutenant.

 


IAGO


I am your own for ever.


 

Exit IAGO and OTHELLO stage right.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 5 (ACT III, SCENE IV)

Before the castle.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

Othello asks Desdemona for the handkerchief that she has lost, but she tries to talk to him about Cassio. (pauses) Not a good idea.

Exit NARRATOR stage right.

Enter DESDEMONA and EMILIA from stage left.

 

DESDEMONA

Where should I lose that handkerchief, Emilia?

 


EMILIA


I know not, madam.


 

Enter OTHELLO from stage left.

How is’t with you, my lord?

 


OTHELLO


Well, my good lady. (aside)

O, hardness to dissemble!

How do you, Desdemona? (takes her hand and looks at it)


 

DESDEMONA

Well, my good lord.

I have sent to bid Cassio come speak with you.

 


OTHELLO


Lend me thy handkerchief.


 

DESDEMONA (takes out a plain handkerchief)

Here, my lord.

 


OTHELLO


That which I gave you.


 

DESDEMONA

I have it not about me.

 


OTHELLO


That is a fault. That handkerchief

Did an Egyptian to my mother give; she, dying, gave it me;

Fetch’t, let me see’t.


 

DESDEMONA

Why, so I can, sir, but I will not now.

 


OTHELLO


Fetch me the handkerchief: my mind misgives.


 

Exit OTHELLO stage right.

DESDEMONA sits in stage right chair, EMILIA in left.

 

EMILIA (holds DESDEMONA’S hand)

Is not this man jealous?


OTHELLO ✴ 23

 

DESDEMONA

I ne’er saw this before.

Something hath puddled his clear spirit Alas the day! I never gave him cause.

 


EMILIA


Jealous souls will not be answer’d so; They are not ever jealous for the cause,

But jealous for they are jealous: ’tis a monster Begot upon itself, born on itself.


 

DESDEMONA (stands)

Heaven keep that monster from Othello’s mind!

 


EMILIA


Lady, amen.


 

Exit BOTH stage right.

Enter CASSIO from stage left, followed by BIANCA.

 


BIANCA


Save you, friend Cassio!


 


CASSIO


Sweet Bianca,


 

They embrace; CASSIO gives DESDEMONA’S handkerchief to BIANCA.

Take me this work out.

 

BIANCA (suspicious)

Why, whose is it?


 


CASSIO


I know not, sweet: I found it in my chamber. I like the work well: I’d have it copied:

Take it, and do’t; I’ll see you soon.


 


BIANCA


’Tis very good; I must be circumstanced.


 

Exit CASSIO stage left. Exit BIANCA stage right.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 6 (ACT IV, SCENE III)

Cyprus. Another room in the castle.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

While Desdemona is preparing for bed, she talks to Emilia about unfaithful wives.

Exit NARRATOR stage right.

Enter DESDEMONA from stage left. Enter OTHELLO from stage right.

 


OTHELLO


O, Desdemona.


 

DESDEMONA

My lord?

 


OTHELLO


Get you to bed on th’instant; I will be return’d forthwith.


 

DESDEMONA

I will, my lord.

Exit OTHELLO stage right. DESDEMONA sits in stage left chair. Enter EMILIA from stage right.


 


EMILIA


How goes it now? (brushes DESDEMONA’S hair)


 

DESDEMONA

O, these men, these men!

Dost thou in conscience think,—tell me, Emilia,— That there be women do abuse their husbands

In such gross kind?

 

EMILIA

There be some such, no question. Let husbands know

Their wives have sense like them: they see, and smell,

And have their palates both for sweet and sour, As husbands have. What is it that they do When they change us for others? Is it sport?

I think it is: and doth affection breed it? I think it doth: is’t frailty that thus errs? It is so too: and have not we affections,

Desires for sport, and frailty, as men have? Then let them use us well: else let them know, The ills we do, their ills instruct us so.

 

DESDEMONA (rises and turns to face EMILIA)

Good night, good night: God me such usage send, Not to pick bad from bad, but by bad mend!

Exit DESDEMONA stage rear. Exit EMILIA stage right.

Enter SINGERS from stage left. They stand downstage center and begin singing.

 

SINGERS

The poor soul sat sighing by a sycamore tree Sing all a green willow.


 

Her hand on her bosom, her head on her knee Sing willow willow willow.

The fresh streams ran by her and murmured her moans,

Sing all a green willow.

Her salt tears fell by her and softened the stones. Sing willow willow willow.

Sing all a green willow must be my garland.

Exit SINGERS stage left and right.


 

 

 

 

✴ SCENE 7 (ACT V, SCENE II)

Cyprus. Outside of a bedchamber in the castle.

Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

 

NARRATOR

The scene takes place outside Desdemona’s bedroom. The hard truth is revealed.

Exit NARRATOR stage left.

Enter OTHELLO from stage right.

 

OTHELLO (walks downstage center)

She must die, else she’ll betray more men. Put out the light, and then put out the light.

Exit OTHELLO stage rear.

SOUND OPERATOR plays Sound Cue #3 (“Intense, disturbing music”).

OTHELLO re-enters from stage rear. He has just smothered

DESDEMONA.

Enter EMILIA from stage right. She glances at OTHELLO, enters the offstage bedchamber, and screams. EMILIA re-enters from stage rear.

 


EMILIA


O, my good lord, foul murders done!


 

O, who hath done This deed?

 


OTHELLO


She’s, like a liar, gone to burning hell: ’Twas I that kill’d her.


 


EMILIA


O, the more angel she, And you the blacker devil!


 


OTHELLO

 

 

EMILIA.


She turn’d to folly, and she was a whore.

 

O, she was heavenly true!


 


OTHELLO


Cassio did top her; ask thy husband else.


 


EMILIA


That she was false to wedlock? My husband?


 


OTHELLO


Ay, ’twas he that told me first: An honest man he is.


 


EMILIA


My husband!


 


OTHELLO


My friend, thy husband, honest, honest Iago.


 


EMILIA


If he say so, may his pernicious soul

Rot half a grain a day! He lies to th’heart: Help! Help, ho! Help!

The Moor hath kill’d my mistress! Murder! Murder!


 

Enter MONTANO and IAGO from stage left.

 


MONTANO


What is the matter? How now, general!


 


EMILIA


O, are you come, Iago? You have done well, That men must lay their murders on your neck. My mistress here lies murder’d in her bed,

(to IAGO)

And your reports have set the murder on.


 


OTHELLO


Nay, stare not, masters: it is true, indeed.


 


MONTANO


O monstrous act!


 


OTHELLO


O, she was foul!

’Tis pitiful; but yet Iago knows

That she with Cassio hath the act of shame

A thousand times committed; Cassio confess’d it: And she did gratify his amorous works

With that recognizance and pledge of love Which I first gave her; I saw it in his hand: It was a handkerchief, an antique token My father gave my mother.


 


EMILIA


O heaven! O heavenly powers!


 


IAGO


Come, hold your peace.


 

IAGO tries to stab EMILIA.

 


EMILIA


I will not.

O thou dull Moor! That handkerchief thou speak’st of I found by fortune, and did give my husband;

For often, with a solemn earnestness—

More than, indeed, belong’d to such a trifle— He begg’d of me to steal it.


 


IAGO


Filth, thou liest!


 


EMILIA


By heaven, I do not, I do not, gentlemen.

O murderous coxcomb! What should such a fool Do with so good a wife!


 


OTHELLO


Are there no stones in heaven

But what serve for the thunder? Precious villain!


 

OTHELLO runs at IAGOIAGO stabs EMILIA and exits stage left.

 


EMILIA


Ay, ay: O, lay me by my mistress’ side.


 

EMILIA staggers offstage rear to DESDEMONA’S bedchamber.


 


OTHELLO


Who can control his fate? Where should Othello go? O cursed, cursed slave!

O Desdemona! Desdemona! Dead! (falls down, writhes)

O! O! O!


 

Enter LODOVICOMONTANO, and CASSIO from stage left, holding

IAGO prisoner.

 


LODOVICO


Where is that viper? Bring the villain forth.


 


OTHELLO


If that thou be’st a devil, I cannot kill thee.


 

OTHELLO wounds IAGO.

 


LODOVICO


Wrench his sword from him. (CASSIO takes

OTHELLO’S sword)


 


IAGO


I bleed, sir; but not kill’d.

From this time forth I never will speak word.


 


OTHELLO


How came you, Cassio, by that handkerchief That was my wife’s?


 


CASSIO


I found it in my chamber:

And he himself confess’d but even now

That there he dropp’d it for a special purpose Which wrought to his desire.


 


OTHELLO


O, Fool! Fool! Fool!


 

LODOVICO (to OTHELLO)

You must forsake this room, and go with us: Your power and your command is taken off, And Cassio rules in Cyprus.

 


OTHELLO


Soft you; a word or two before you go. I pray you, in your letters,

When you shall these unlucky deeds relate, Speak of one that loved not wisely, but too well.


 

OTHELLO pulls out a dagger he had hidden on his person and stabs himself.

 


CASSIO


He was great of heart. (to IAGO)

O Spartan dog,

Myself will straight aboard, and to the state This heavy act with heavy heart relate.


 

ALL freeze briefly, then stand up, hold hands, and bow. Exeunt.


 

 

 

 

 


Let's Make a Scene script for The Merry Wives of Windsor: Monday, April 22nd 7:30 to 8:30 PM EST

Greetings! It’s time for our monthly Let’s Make a Scene with The 30-Minute Shakespeare!

 Monday, April 22nd, 2024 from 7:30  to 8:30 PM EST.

 This month we will  be round-robin reading The Merry Wives of Windsor: the 30-Minute Shakespeare over Zoom.

 No experience necessary!

 You get to play the fat knight Falstaff as he bumbles his way through attempted seduction of Mistress Ford and Mistress Page, who arrange his animalistic comeuppance in the forest.

 You can play the irrepressible Mistress Quickly, the happily drunk Bardolph, the malapropistic French Dr. Caius and any of the myriad merry characters in Shakespeare’s only true domestic comedy.

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All participants receive a Free PDF of The Merry Wives of Windsor: The 30-Minute Shakespeare

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Let's Make a Scene: The Taming of The Shrew! Monday, March 25th, 2024 7:30 to 8:30 PM

It's time for our The 30-Minute Shakespeare's monthly Let's Make a Scene!  Monday, March 25th, 2024, 7:30 to 8:30 PM EST.

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(I will also paste the text below.)

 We will join in a rollicking round-robin reading over Zoom of The Taming of the Shrew.

 You get to be the rakish Petruchio, the wild Kate, or anyone in her crazy orbit: hapless suitors, befuddled family, or aghast villagers all trying to make sense of the tornado that is Kate and Petruchio's fighting match of a relationship. 

 No experience necessary! Just jump in and ham it up!

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 FREE PDF of The Taming of the Shrews: The 30-Minute Shakespeare to all participants.

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Kiss me, Kate!


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Here is the script pasted:

Characters in the Play

 

The following is a list of characters that appear in this cutting of The Taming of the Shrew.

 

Lucentio: Suitor to Bianca, later disguised as the teacher Cambio 

Tranio: Servant to Lucentio 

Baptista: Father to Katherine and Bianca 

Gremio: Suitor to Bianca 

Katherine: Baptista’s elder daughter 

Bianca: Baptista’s younger daughter 

Petruchio: Suitor to Katherine 

Grumio: Servant to Petruchio 

Hortensio: Suitor to Bianca, later disguised as the teacher Litio 

Biondello: Servant to Lucentio

Widow servants chorus members narrator 

 

Scene 1  (act I, Scene 1)

 

Padua, the town square.

 

Lucentio

 

Tranio, my trusty servant, To see fair Padua.

I am arrived.

But stay awhile! What company is this?

 

Tranio

 

Master, some show to welcome us to town.

 

Baptista (to Gremio and Hortensio)

Gentlemen, I firmly am resolved not to bestow my youngest daughter Before I have a husband for the elder. If either of you both love Katherine

Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure.

 

Gremio 

 

She’s too rough for me.

 

Katherine (to Baptista)

 

Is it your will to make a stale of me amongst these mates?

 

Hortensio

 

No mates for you, Unless you were of gentler, milder mold.

 

Katherine (to Hortensio)

 

Her care should be to comb your noddle with a three-legged stool.

 

Hortensio

 

From all such devils, good Lord, deliver us! 

Gremio

 

And me too, good Lord.

 

Tranio (aside to Lucentio)

 

That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward.

 

Lucentio (aside to Tranio, gazing at Bianca)

 

But in the other’s silence do I see Maid’s mild behavior and sobriety. Peace, Tranio.

 

Tranio (aside to Lucentio)

 

Well said, master, and gaze your fill.

 

Baptista 

 

Bianca, get you in.

 

Katherine

 

A pretty peat!

 

Bianca

 

Sister, content you in my discontent. Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe.

 

Baptista

 

Katherine, you may stay, For I have more to commune with Bianca.

 

Katherine

 

I may go too, may I not? Ha!

 

Gremio

 

You may go to the devil’s dam!

 

Hortensio

 

There’s small choice in rotten apples. By helping Baptista’s eldest daughter to a husband we set his youngest free for a husband. Sweet Bianca!

He that runs fastest gets the ring.

How say you, Signior Gremio?

 

Gremio

 

I am agreed. Come on.

 

Tranio

 

I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible That love should of a sudden take such hold? 

 

Lucentio 

 

Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move, And with her breath she did perfume the air.

 

Tranio(to audience)

Nay, then ’tis time to stir him from his trance.

(To Lucentio)

I pray, awake, sir!

Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd That till the father rid his hands of her, Master, your love must live a maid at home.

 

Lucentio

 

But art thou not advised he took some care To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her?

 

Tranio (thinking)

 

Ay, marry, am I, sir—and now ’tis plotted! You will be schoolmaster And undertake the teaching of the maid. Take my colored hat and cloak.

 

Scene 2. (Act I, Scene 2)

 

Padua, the town square.

 

Petruchio (to Grumio)

 

Verona, for a while I take my leave To see in Padua

My best beloved friend, Hortensio. Here, sirrah Grumio, knock, I say.

 

Grumio

 

Knock, sir? Whom should I knock? Is there any man has rebused your Worship?

 

Petruchio

 

Villain, I say, knock me here soundly.

 

Grumio

 

Knock you here, sir?

 

Petruchio

 

Villain, I say, knock me at this gate And rap me well, or I’ll knock your knave’s pate.

 

Grumio (to audience, complaining) My master is grown quarrelsome.

 

 

Hortensio

 

How now! My old friend Grumio! and my good friend Petruchio! What happy gale Blows you to Padua

here from old Verona?

 

Petruchio

 

Hortensio, I have thrust myself into this maze, Happily to wive and thrive, as best I may.

 

Hortensio

 

Petruchio, shall I then wish thee to a shrewd ill-favored wife?

And yet I’ll promise thee she shall be rich.

 

Petruchio

 

Signior Hortensio, if thou know One rich enough to be Petruchio’s wife Be she as foul as was Florentius’ love, makes an

ugly face were she as rough as are the swelling Adriatic seas 

I come to wive it wealthily in Padua; If wealthily, then happily in Padua.

 

Grumio (to Hortensio)

 

Why, give him gold enough and marry him to an old trot with ne’er a tooth in her head, though she have as many diseases as two-and-fifty horses.

 

Hortensio

 

I can, Petruchio, help thee to a wife With wealth enough, and young and beauteous, Her only fault Is that she is intolerable curst, And shrewd, and froward, so beyond all measure, I would not wed her for a mine of gold.

 

Petruchio

 

Hortensio, peace. Thou know’st not gold’s effect.

I will board her, though she chide as loud As thunder when the clouds in autumn crack. 

 

Hortensio

 

Her name is Katherina Minola,

Renowned in Padua for her scolding tongue.

 

Petruchio

 

I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her.

 

Hortensio 

 

Tarry, Petruchio. I must go with thee, For in Baptista’s keep my treasure is. His youngest daughter, beautiful Bianca.

Therefore this order hath Baptista ta’en, That none shall have access unto Bianca till Katherine the curst have got a husband.

 

Hortensio

 

Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace And offer me disguised in sober robes To old Baptista as a schoolmaster Well seen in music, to instruct Bianca,

That so I may, by this device at least, 

Have leave and leisure to make love to her.

 

Scene 3 (Act II, Scene 1)

 

Padua, at the home of Baptista .

 

Bianca

 

Good sister, wrong me not, Unbind my hands, I’ll pull them off myself, Or what you will command me will I do, So well I know my duty to my elders.

 

Katherine

 

Of all thy suitors here I charge thee tell Whom thou lov’st best.

 

Bianca

 

I prithee, sister Kate, untie my hands.

 

Baptista (to Katherine)

 

For shame, thou hilding of a devilish spirit!

 

Baptista

 

What, in my sight?—Bianca, get thee in. 

 

Katherine

 

What, will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see She is your treasure, she must have a husband, I must dance barefoot on her wedding day And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell.

 

Baptista

 

Was ever gentleman thus grieved as I? But who comes here?

God save you, gentleman.

 

Petruchio

 

And you, good sir. Pray, have you not a daughter Called Katherina, fair and virtuous?

 

Baptista

 

I have a daughter, sir, called Katherina.

 

Petruchio

 

I am a gentleman of Verona, sir, That hearing of her beauty and her wit, Am bold to show myself a forward guest Within your house Petruchio is my name.

Tell me, if I get your daughter’s love, What dowry shall I have with her to wife?

 

Baptista

 

After my death, the one half of my lands, And, in possession, twenty thousand crowns.

 

Petruchio

 

I tell you, father, I am as peremptory as she proud-minded; And where two raging fires meet together, They do consume the thing that feeds their fury. So I to her and so she yields to me, For I am rough and woo not like a babe.

O, how I long to have some chat with her!

 

Baptista

 

Shall I send my daughter Kate to you?

 

Petruchio

 

I pray you do. I’ll attend her here,

And woo her with some spirit when she comes! Say that she rail, why then I’ll tell her plain She sings as sweetly as a nightingale.

Say that she frown, I’ll say she looks as clear As morning roses newly washed with dew.

But here she comes—and now, Petruchio, speak.

 

Petruchio 

 

Good morrow, Kate, for that’s your name, I hear.

 

Katherine

 

Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing. They call me Katherine that do talk of me.

 

Petruchio

 

You lie, in faith, for you are called plain Kate, And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst. But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom, and therefore, Kate,

Hearing thy mildness praised in every town, Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded

Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.

 

Katherine

 

“Moved,” in good time! Let him that moved you hither Remove you hence.

I knew you at the first You were a movable.

 

Petruchio 

 

Why, what’s a movable?

 

Katherine

 

A joint stool.

 

Petruchio

 

Thou hast hit it. Come, sit on me.

 

Katherine

 

Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

 

Petruchio

 

Women are made to bear, and so are you.

 

Come, come, you wasp! I’ faith, you are too angry.

 

Katherine

 

If I be waspish, best beware my sting.

 

Petruchio 

 

Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.

 

Katherine

 

In his tongue. 

 

Petruchio

 

Whose tongue?

 

Katherine

 

Yours, if you talk of tales, and so farewell.

 

Petruchio

 

What, with my tongue in your tail?

 

Nay, come again, good Kate. I am a gentleman.

 

Katherine

 

That I’ll try.

 

Petruchio

 

I swear I’ll cuff you if you strike again.

 

Katherine

 

So may you lose your arms If you strike me, you are no gentleman, And if no gentleman, why then no arms.

 

Petruchio

 

A herald, Kate? O, put me in thy books. 

 

Katherine

 

What is your crest? A coxcomb?

 

Petruchio

 

A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen.

 

Katherine

 

No cock of mine. You crow too like a craven.

Let me go. 

 

Petruchio

 

No, not a whit. I find you passing gentle.

’Twas told me you were rough, and coy, and sullen, And now I find report a very liar.

For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous, But slow in speech

yet sweet as springtime flowers. 

 

Katherine

 

Where did you study all this goodly speech?

 

Petruchio

 

It is extempore, from my mother wit.

 

Katherine

 

A witty mother, witless else her son.

 

Petruchio

 

Am I not wise?

 

Katherine

 

Yes, keep you warm.

 

Petruchio

 

Marry, so I mean, sweet Katherine, in thy bed. And, will you, nill you, I will marry you.

For I am he am born to tame you, Kate, And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate Conformable as other household Kates.

Give me thy hand, Kate. I will unto Venice.

We will have rings, and things, and fine array, And kiss me, Kate. We will be married o’ Sunday.

 

Scene 4. (Act III, Scene 1)

 

Padua, at the home of Baptista .

 

Narrator

 

In an effort to win Bianca’s hand, Lucentio disguises himself as a Latin teacher named Cambio. Hortensio disguises himself as a music teacher named Litio.

Clever!

Bianca

 

Why, gentlemen, you do me double wrong To strive for that which resteth in my choice. I’ll learn my lessons as I please myself.

And, to cut off all strife, here sit we down.

(To Hortensio) 

Take you your instrument, play you the whiles; His lecture will be done ere you have tuned.

 

Lucentio (aside)

 

That will be never: (to Hortensio) 

Tune your instrument.

 

Bianca (to Lucentio)

 

Where left we last?

 

Lucentio

 

Here, madam. 

 

Lucentio

 

“Hic ibat,” as I told you before, I am Lucentio, “hic est,” son unto Vincentio of Pisa,

disguised thus to get your love, “Hic steterat,” and that Lucentio that comes a-wooing.

 

Hortensio 

 

Madam, ’tis now in tune.

 

Bianca (to Lucentio)

 

In time I may believe, yet I mistrust. 

 

Hortensio (to Lucentio)

 

You may go walk, and give me leave awhile.

Lucentio

 

Well, I must wait (aside) And watch withal, for, but I be deceived, Our fine musician groweth amorous.

 

Hortensio

 

Madam, before you touch the instrument, Yet read the gamut of Hortensio.

Bianca (reading)

“Do” I am, the ground of all accord:

“re,” to plead Hortensio’s passion; “mi,” Bianca, take him for thy lord, “fa” that loves with all affection; Call you this “gamut”? Tut, I like it not.

Old fashions please me best. I am not so nice To change true rules for odd inventions. Tomorrow is my sister’s wedding day. Farewell, sweet masters both. I must be gone.

 

Lucentio

 

Faith, mistress, then I have no cause to stay.

 

Scene 5. (act III Scene 2)

 

Padua, in front of the Church.

 

Baptista (to Tranio)

 

This is the ’pointed day That Katherine and Petruchio should be married,

And yet we hear not of our son-in-law?

 

Katherine 

 

I told you, I, he was a frantic fool,

Hiding his bitter jests in blunt behavior, Now must the world point at poor Katherine And say “Lo, there is mad Petruchio’s wife, If it would please him come and marry her!”

 

Biondello

 

Why, Petruchio is coming

in a new hat and an old jerkin,

a pair of old breeches thrice turned,

a pair of boots, one buckled, another laced,

an old rusty sword with a broken hilt, and a woman’s crupper of velour.

A monster, a very monster in apparel.

 

Petruchio (looking around)

 

But where is Kate? Where is my lovely bride? (to Baptista) How does my father? Gentles, methinks you frown.

 

Baptista

 

Why, sir, you know this is your wedding day. First were we sad, fearing you would not come, Now sadder that you come An eyesore to our solemn festival.

 

Petruchio

 

Sufficeth I am come to keep my word, But where is Kate? ’Tis time we were at church. To me she’s married, not unto my clothes.

 

Tranio

 

Signior Gremio, came you from the church?

 

Gremio

 

As willingly as e’er I came from school.

 

Tranio

 

And is the bride and bridegroom coming home?

 

Gremio

 

Why, he’s a devil, a devil, a very fiend.

 

Tranio

 

Why, she’s a devil, a devil, the devil’s dam.

 

Gremio

 

Such a mad marriage never was before! Hark, hark, I hear the minstrels play.

 

Petruchio

 

Gentlemen and friends, I thank you for your pains. I know you have prepared great store of wedding cheer, But I mean to take my leave.

I thank you all, That have beheld me give away myself To this most patient, sweet, and virtuous wife.

 

Katherine 

 

Now, if you love me, stay.

 

Petruchio

 

Grumio, my horse.

 

Grumio

 

Ay, sir, they be ready; the oats have eaten the horses.

 

Katherine 

 

Nay, then, Do what thou canst, I will not go today. The door is open, sir. There lies your way.

 

Petruchio

 

Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret; I will be master of what is mine own.

She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My horse, my ox, my ass, my anything.

And here she stands, touch her whoever dare.

 

Baptista

 

Nay, let them go. A couple of quiet ones!

 

Gremio (laughing)

 

I should die with laughing.

 

Tranio (also laughing)

 

Of all mad matches never was the like.

 

Lucentio

 

Mistress, what’s your opinion of your sister?

 

Bianca

 

That being mad herself, she’s madly mated.

 

Gremio

 

I warrant him, Petruchio is Kated.

 

Scene 6. (act IV, Scene 1)

 

Padua, the home of Petruchio

 

Petruchio

 

Where be these knaves? What, no man at door To hold my stirrup nor to take my horse?

 

Servant 

 

Here, sir.

 

Petruchio

 

Where is the foolish knave I sent before?

 

Grumio

 

Here, sir, as foolish as I was before.

 

Petruchio 

 

You peasant swain, you whoreson malt-horse drudge!

Did I not bid thee meet me in the park And bring along these rascal knaves with thee? Go, rascals, go, and fetch my supper in! 

(sings) Where is the life that late I led? Sit down, Kate, and welcome.

Why, when, I say?—Nay, good sweet Kate, be merry. Off with my boots, you rogues, you villains! When?

Out, you rogues! You pluck my foot awry.

Take that!

Where are my slippers? Shall I have some water?

Come, Kate, and wash.

You whoreson villains, will you let it fall?

 

Katherine 

 

Patience, I pray you, ’twas a fault unwilling.

 

Petruchio

 

A whoreson beetle-headed flap-eared knave! Come, Kate, sit down. I know you have a stomach. What’s this? Mutton?

 

Servant

 

Ay.

 

Petruchio

 

’Tis burnt, and so is all the meat. There, take it to you, trenchers,

You heedless joltheads.

 

Katherine 

 

I pray you, husband, The meat was well.

 

Petruchio

 

I tell thee, Kate, ’twas burnt and dried away, And for this night we’ll fast for company. Come, I will bring thee to thy bridal chamber.

 

Grumio (to Servant)

 

Didst ever see the like?

 

Servant 

 

He kills her in her own humor!

 

Petruchio

 

Thus have I politicly begun my reign.

She ate no meat today, nor none shall eat.

Last night she slept not, nor tonight she shall not. This is a way to kill a wife with kindness.

And thus I’ll curb her mad and headstrong humor. He that knows better how to tame a shrew, Now let him speak; ’tis charity to shew.

 

Scene 7. (act V, Scene 2)

 

Padua, the home of Lucentio.

 

Lucentio

 

At last, though long, our jarring notes agree And time it is when raging war is done To smile at ’scapes and perils overblown.

My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome, While I with selfsame kindness welcome thine. Brother Petruchio, sister Katherina, And thou, Hortensio, with thy loving widow, Feast with the best, and welcome to my house.

 

Baptista

 

Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio, I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all.

 

Petruchio

 

Well, I say no. And therefore, for assurance, Let’s each one send unto his wife,

And he whose wife is most obedient To come at first when he doth send for her Shall win the wager which we will propose.

 

Hortensio

 

Content, what’s the wager?

 

Lucentio

 

A hundred crowns.

 

Hortensio

 

Content.

 

Petruchio

 

A match! ’Tis done.

 

Lucentio (to Biondello)

 

Go, Biondello, bid your mistress come to me.

 

Biondello

 

I go.

 

Lucentio

 

How now, what news?

 

Biondello (to Lucentio)

 

Sir, my mistress sends you word That she is busy, and she cannot come.

 

Petruchio (laughing, mocking)

 

How? “She’s busy, and she cannot come”? Is that an answer?

 

Gremio

 

Ay, and a kind one, too.

 

Pray God, sir, your wife send you not a worse.

 

Hortensio

 

Sirrah Biondello, go and entreat my wife To come to me forthwith.

 

 

Hortensio(haltingly, stuttering)

 

Now, where’s my wife?

 

Biondello

 

She says you have some goodly jest in hand. She will not come. She bids you come to her.

 

All laugh, mocking horTeNsio, who is embarrassed and

 

flustered.

 

Petruchio 

 

Worse and worse. She will not come! O vile, intolerable, not to be endured! Sirrah Grumio, go to your mistress, Say I command her come to me.

 

Katherine

 

What is your will, sir, that you send for me?

 

Baptista

 

Now fair befall thee, good Petruchio! For she is changed as she had never been.

 

Petruchio

 

Nay, I will show more sign of her obedience, Her new-built virtue and obedience. Katherine, that cap of yours becomes you not. Off with that bauble, throw it underfoot.

 

[Katherine obeys and throws the cap under her own foot, grinding it into the ground.]

 

Bianca

 

Fie, what a foolish duty call you this?

 

Lucentio

 

I would your duty were as foolish too.

 

The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca, Hath cost me a hundred crowns since suppertime.

 

Bianca

 

The more fool you for laying on my duty.

 

Petruchio

 

Katherine, I charge thee tell these headstrong women What duty they do owe their lords and husbands.

 

Widow

 

Come, come. You’re mocking. We will have no telling. 

 

Katherine

 

Fie, fie! Unknit that threat’ning unkind brow, And dart not scornful glances from those eyes To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor.

Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, Thy head, thy sovereign, one that cares for thee, Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her husband; I am ashamed that women are so simple But that our soft conditions and our hearts Should well agree with our external parts?

Come, come, you froward and unable worms!

My mind hath been as big as one of yours, My heart as great, my reason haply more, To bandy word for word and frown for frown; But now I see our lances are but straws, Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare, That seeming to be most which we indeed least are. Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot, And place your hands below your husband’s foot; In token of which duty, if he please, My hand is ready, may it do him ease.

 

[Katherine puts her hand down on the ground, and Petruchio

puts his foot gently on it.]

 

Petruchio

 

Why, there’s a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Kate!

All

 

We all have come to play a pleasant comedy Seeing too much sadness hath congealed your blood, Therefore we thought it good you hear a play Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life!

 

All hold hands and take a bow!